Monday Facebook Statuses

Monday #641380

Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don't you have a hobby?

Monday #630107

and just like that, it's Monday again!

Monday #682791

Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!

Monday #635510

don't look! i mean it, don't look! oh great, you looked, now Monday knows we saw it and it's going to come over.

Monday #655841

is thinking that Monday rolls around WAY too quickly.

Monday #685590

You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.

Monday #661139

loves Sundays!!! Except the part about tomorrow being Monday!

Monday #633688

Damn Monday, why do you always have to ruin my weekend!

Monday #662164

Monday?! But I wasn't done with my weekend!!

Monday #634057

Dear Monday, not sure how to tell you, but I'm in love with WEEKEND. Wish I could say it's me & not you, but seriously, it IS you. Sorry (not really), Me

Monday #662173

Mondays suck...`nuff said!

Monday #658877

knows its going to be a long week when on Monday you are wishing for Friday!

Monday #629495

Ah, we meet again Monday I see my army of purple-ninja-penguins have once again failed to take you out.

Monday #657036

IT'S BEEN A LONG WEEK ALREADY AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY

Monday #639971

HAPPY MONDAY, EVERYBODY!*

Monday #662157

Monday, this isn't really working out anymore...Maybe we should have some time apart for awhile...It's not you! It's me! I just need some space...

Monday #626224

(How many people want to smack me right now?) ;=}

Monday #662142

Monday is knocking on my door wanting me to come out and play. I went kicking and screaming, NO I DON'T WANNA PLAY WITH YOU.

Monday #658461

just when I was feeling good, beginning to unwind, and had a smile on my face, Monday comes along and bitch-slaps me.

Monday #656955

It's a new day, and a new week! Start off fresh to accomplish your best! :=)

Monday #640530

has put Monday up for sale on e-bay. Any takers??

Monday #667446

Riddle me this...If they can do away with Pluto as a Planet, why can't they do away with Monday as a day of the week? Well?

Monday #645326

I know Mondays are universally fucked..you would think there would be a petition to abolish the fucker.

Monday #630466

Are you kidding me? Tomorrow is Monday? Arghhhh!

Monday #639418

Good Morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now that you are here, lets just make the best of it.

Monday #679255

Welcome to Monday. Please secure your seat belt, keep your arms and legs in at all times, and enjoy the ride.