Mom Facebook Status

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.
If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!
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no other bitch will take my place i got
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every day we should honour our parents and remind them that we love them. Thanks mom and dad for everything you have done for me. I love you
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to see you smile melts my heart... to feel your hug warms me up :) to receive your kiss shows your love... being a mom is worth every second i live!
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Happy Birthday Mum xx
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Where are the three perfect children I ordered? I specifically asked for loving, care free, and fun. I got cranky, spoiled, and stubborn...LOL
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If you Don't believe in ANGELS... Just look in your MOTHERS eyes
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i have been called a lot of things in my life: some good, some bad, some true, some funny but the best thing i have ever been called is MOMMY. I LOVE MY BABIES
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Mom: WHAT!?
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Momma, will the tears ever dry?
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I love you mom with all my heart and soul. You have and always will be my shinning light!
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thinks if you want to be a mother, then act like one. If you don't then step aside and let someone else do it right. Stop messing up your kids!!
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