Mom Facebook Status

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.
If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!
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My life never had meaning until 2 boys called me "Mommy".
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Dear God: Would you ask my Mom to call me. I really need to talk to their now.
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I will NEVER hate my mom, no matter how many times they makes me mad. It's who they is, and it's what they's suppose to do!! LOVE YOU MOM!!
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i have been called a lot of things in my life: some good, some bad, some true, some funny but the best thing i have ever been called is MOMMY. I LOVE MY BABIES
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"Mom, mom, mommy, mom, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy.. WHAT!.. hi!
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loves their mam and thinks they is the best mam in the world.
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Giving birth doesn't make you a mom, it's the time, patience, and heart you give your children that gives you that title.
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missing you mom~Hope you are watching over me
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If you Don't believe in ANGELS... Just look in your MOTHERS eyes
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ever have one of those days when you just needed your MOM to make it all better?
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If you think being a mom is a full time job, try being a working mom, it's like having two full time jobs, with halftime pay!
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