Mom Facebook Status

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.
If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!
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mom, your a bitch, you scream, you shout, you cook, you clean, you tidy my room, you clean&iron my clothes.Honestly Could You Do Anymore For Me? Ty Iloveeyouu!
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Thoughts are on the person who carried me 9 months, kissed me, fed me, cared for me when I was sick and my dreams are their dreams. That's my MOM.
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You can hurt me all you want but you hurt my child I turn into your worst enemy!
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I've tried and failed at many things in life but I will NEVER stop giving 100% at being the best mom I can be.
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Dad: No honey for 2 wks
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you know what true love is when you hold them for the first time and they look into your eyes for the first time and you tell them "I am your mommy"
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I am Mom-ready for anything 24/7, I take on the flu, homework,& bullies. I give advice, hugs, kisses,& money. I'm a cook, maid,& driver. Life's greatest honor!
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I wasn't ready to let you go
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you know when you have a good mom when they lets you lick the sticks to the mixer but you know you have a great mom when the turns the mixer off before you lick
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I was always told that I'd have kids that act just like me...my kids are smart, beautiful, talented, creative, and love their friends...YAY ME :)
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Son 2 Dad: Now wil u will their or shal I?
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