Mom Facebook Status

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.
If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!
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Mom told me not to be a smart ass. I replied 'Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.' they made my ass smart.
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If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!
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My Mom and Dad Made Me. Who the hell are you to tell me what the hell to do? Yeah didn't think you'd reply asshole have a nice fucking day!!
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No one will ever compare to you in my eyes. Your the most perfect thing that God ever made. And I am proud to be your Mom!!!
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Happy Birthday mom xx
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do you believe in angels? i do its my mom.
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Good mom's let there kids lick the beaters...Great moms shut the beater off first.:)
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Thoughts are on the person who carried me 9 months, kissed me, fed me, cared for me when I was sick and my dreams are their dreams. That's my MOM.
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just wanted to say " I LOVE YOU" to the most important person in their life and that is my mum.
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The best sentence ever spoken- "I love you mom"
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if i could have a single wish and never have another, it would be to have one hour and spend it with my mother xxxxx miss u mom xx
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