Mom Facebook Status

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.
If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!
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Says I'm a leader, a fighter, and a survivor and my best accomplishments in this life call me MOM! :)
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thinks that no matter how old you are or how long they has been gone, there are some days you just want your mommy! I miss you mom!
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thinks no matter how old you get, there are some times you just need your mama
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until you don't need a man to pay your bills, social services to raise your child, or a pound of makeup to be pretty, don't try to compare yourself to me.
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Every time my mom says "Hey! Do your chores!" i simply say "OK where's my laptop?!"
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What do u call an employee who works 24/7 and is seriously underpaid??? A Mom!!
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that you're gone?
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is the daughter to the most amazing mom ever...LOVE YOU MOM
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Even though I'm all grown up and have my own family, I still need my mom...I love you mom..xoxox
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I am so lucky to have a mother like you. If you weren't in my life there is no telling where I would be. I love you Mom!
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I got bored so i put on my moms high heels and walked around the house
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