Mom Facebook Status

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.
If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!
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Just sitting here looking out the window and reflecting on my many blessings, like being called a daughter, a sister, a wife, mom, grandma and friend.
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I would like to have a clean house everyday but i am too busy keeping my children from killing each other so sorry for the inconvenience.
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I may not always be the best mom, but I am a mom who always does my best.
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If you think I'm crazy wait till you meet my Mom! :)
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I'm a real life Cinderella except after all day cleaning, cooking and working I put my little prince to bed instead of waiting on some fool to bring me a shoe!
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I got bored so i put on my moms high heels and walked around the house
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You know you're a mom when "getting dressed to go out" translates to changing from sweats into jeans to get groceries and run errands.
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Knows your grown up when someone tell you "your just like your mom" and you take it as a complaint
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Everyone says I look like you and I act like you, but I could never measure up to you! Mom your the best and I miss you and love you more everyday!
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After all these years, being almost grown...I still try to run and hide when I hear my full name yelled by mom.
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After becoming a mom, riding alone in your own car is a mini vacation!
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