Mom Facebook Status

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.
If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!
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Hopelessly addicted to my children's laughter, their sweet kisses, and unconditional love <3
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is missing their Mom. The talks, the laughter, their sweet smile when I walked into the room. Cherish your moms, it's so hard when they are gone.
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I am Mom-ready for anything 24/7, I take on the flu, homework,& bullies. I give advice, hugs, kisses,& money. I'm a cook, maid,& driver. Life's greatest honor!
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Kid: Mom... momma... mommy... mother... ma... momeeeee... MOMMY
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When all else fails, I call my Mom. they has all the answers!
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I've tried and failed at many things in life but I will NEVER stop giving 100% at being the best mom I can be.
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Your nasty, slutty, and a WHORE! But deep down your a little girl trying to fit into a WOMEN shoe but it wont happen cause you learned it from your mom!
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"I know ur rly upset & sad, but plz dont let it show on ur face it makes me feel shity & i cant deal wit tht"-mom "gee thx for caring about my feelings mom"-kid
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You can hurt me all you want but you hurt my child I turn into your worst enemy!
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f i could have a single wish and never have another, it would be to have one hour and spend it with my mother miss u mom
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mom, your a bitch, you scream, you shout, you cook, you clean, you tidy my room, you clean&iron my clothes.Honestly Could You Do Anymore For Me? Ty Iloveeyouu!
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