Mom Facebook Status

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.
If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!
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When I hold my child, I know there are so many people who would love to be in my shoes. And I realise how truly blessed I am to be a mom.
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Karma's a Bitch. And my mom's name is Karma
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My mom must have been a strong woman who can take anything at any time...that's probably why my mom can take my sarcasm everyday XD I Love You Mom :) Hehe
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"Mom. Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mom! Moooooooooom! Mom! Mommy! Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom."
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Do I work? 24 hours a day I'm a MOM.I am a cook, a cleaner, a parent, a teacher, a referee, a nanny, a nurse, a handyman, a maid. Now tell me your job is harder
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*mom*: Aw... I have Beiber fever ^//^ kid: -hits mom over the head with a baseball bat- What The Fuck IS WRONG WITH YOU!? mom: -unconscious-
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But I don't think so.
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BABY MOMMA STATUS
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...My mother is an angel who loves unconditionally. If your mother is an angel click "like".
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~ No other love is like a Mothers love~
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I get up every morning and I get shit done as a mother, wife and employee. I don't BITCH about it, I do it cause I want it done my way - all day.
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