Mom Facebook Status

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.
If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!
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You can hurt me all you want but you hurt my child I turn into your worst enemy!
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f i could have a single wish and never have another, it would be to have one hour and spend it with my mother miss u mom
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When all else fails, I call my Mom. they has all the answers!
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I am Mom-ready for anything 24/7, I take on the flu, homework,& bullies. I give advice, hugs, kisses,& money. I'm a cook, maid,& driver. Life's greatest honor!
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Kid: Mom... momma... mommy... mother... ma... momeeeee... MOMMY
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I've tried and failed at many things in life but I will NEVER stop giving 100% at being the best mom I can be.
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As I slowly open my eyes, I ask myself; Is the nightmare really true? Of course it is, it's something I cannot undo! I lay still and look around and do not yet get out of bed. Until I muster and can control the feelings in my head. Taking deep breaths and starting to stare, I rub my eyes and run my fingers gently through my hair. And as I slowly get out of bed and rise, the vision of my Mother's face comes before my eyes! Then the many memories of my Mom begin to pour. And sadly realize that I cannot make anymore!
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Your nasty, slutty, and a WHORE! But deep down your a little girl trying to fit into a WOMEN shoe but it wont happen cause you learned it from your mom!
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Hopelessly addicted to my children's laughter, their sweet kisses, and unconditional love <3
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is missing their Mom. The talks, the laughter, their sweet smile when I walked into the room. Cherish your moms, it's so hard when they are gone.
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"I know ur rly upset & sad, but plz dont let it show on ur face it makes me feel shity & i cant deal wit tht"-mom "gee thx for caring about my feelings mom"-kid
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