Mom Facebook Status

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.
If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!
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I miss you Momma...when am I gonna stop reachin for
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Children will and do grow up. Everything that I have given up to be with them is worth it all. You must sacrifice your wants and needs to have the memories.
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OK so you know you are a mom on the brink of a break down when your kids have left the room and you are still there watching Sponge Bob and laughing out loud!
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To whom it may concern, Kids get ice cream trucks, Dads get "Snap On" trucks, think u could hook stressed out moms up with frozen margarita trucks?
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I may look small & petite & weak, but I'm a Momma, mess with my kids & I'm 10 ft tall & bulletproof!
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Dad: No butter for 2 wks.
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Mom: No! Now go to Hell!
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do you remember when your mom cursed you with the "I hope you have kids that act just like you one day!" now you realize what a great kid you must have been
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*mom*: Aw... I have Beiber fever ^//^
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I know you're in heaven now Mom, singing with all your heart ~ I'm happy you're not suffering anymore, but I'm so sad we're apart ~ Tj Avery
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ur truest best friend is ur mom..some people just have to realise it..have u told ur mom that u love their yet today? cuz you should everyday..I LOVE U MOM!!
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