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Mom told me not to be a smart ass. I replied 'Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.' they made my ass smart.
If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!
My Mom and Dad Made Me. Who the hell are you to tell me what the hell to do? Yeah didn't think you'd reply asshole have a nice fucking day!!
No one will ever compare to you in my eyes. Your the most perfect thing that God ever made. And I am proud to be your Mom!!!
Happy Birthday mom xx
do you believe in angels? i do its my mom.
Good mom's let there kids lick the beaters...Great moms shut the beater off first.:)
Thoughts are on the person who carried me 9 months, kissed me, fed me, cared for me when I was sick and my dreams are their dreams. That's my MOM.