Mom Facebook Statuses

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.

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thinks that no matter how old you are or how long they has been gone, there are some days you just want your mommy! I miss you mom!
I know you're watching over me but I just want to hear your voice again! I really miss & love you!
Being a Mom is like being on house arrest...you cant go anywhere including the bathroom alone, and there's always someone asking what you are doing!
I have a MOM who makes me laugh, wiped my tears, hugged me tight, watched me succeed, saw me fail, cheered me on and kept me strong! I <3 you mom! <3 <3 <3 <3
My life never had meaning until 2 boys called me "Mommy".
I get up every morning and I get shit done as a mother, wife and employee. I don't BITCH about it, I do it cause I want it done my way - all day.
The best sentence ever spoken- "I love you mom"
Today would have been your birthday, but now it is just another day when I miss you more.
Do I work? 24 hours a day I'm a MOM.I am a cook, a cleaner, a parent, a teacher, a referee, a nanny, a nurse, a handyman, a maid. Now tell me your job is harder
I've tried and failed at many things in life but I will NEVER stop giving 100% at being the best mom I can be.
Proud Mom: I gave them life they gave me a reason to live.
do you believe in angels? i do its my mom.
If you Don't believe in ANGELS... Just look in your MOTHERS eyes
...My mother is an angel who loves unconditionally. If your mother is an angel click "like".
If I could go back I would say I love you one more time mom... I miss you.
its amazing how you can feel bad as if your life was falling apart..then you hear your mother's voice and everything suddenly seems FINE :)
Children will and do grow up. Everything that I have given up to be with them is worth it all. You must sacrifice your wants and needs to have the memories.
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