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is the daughter to the most amazing mom ever...LOVE YOU MOM
Did you ever notice that "MOM" spelled upside down is "WOW"? That's because we Moms are amazing! So have an amazing day!!
Momma, will the tears ever dry?
no other bitch will take my place i got
I've tried and failed at many things in life but I will NEVER stop giving 100% at being the best mom I can be.
I am Mom-ready for anything 24/7, I take on the flu, homework,& bullies. I give advice, hugs, kisses,& money. I'm a cook, maid,& driver. Life's greatest honor!
A daughter is a miracle that never ceases to be miraculous..full of beauty and forever beautiful..loving and caring and truly amazing. Mom did you read this???
Even though I'm all grown up and have my own family, I still need my mom...I love you mom..xoxox
My mom used to tell me that two wrongs don't make a right, but my teachers told me that two negatives make a positive. Guess who isn't helping me with math now.
is missing their Mom. The talks, the laughter, their sweet smile when I walked into the room. Cherish your moms, it's so hard when they are gone.
Happy Birthday mom xx
thinks no matter how old you get, there are some times you just need your mama
thinks if you want to be a mother, then act like one. If you don't then step aside and let someone else do it right. Stop messing up your kids!!
Mom "whats wrong" Me " guys suck Mom "I told you all guys suck" Me "nice"
I get up every morning and I get shit done as a mother, wife and employee. I don't BITCH about it, I do it cause I want it done my way - all day.
Dear God: Would you ask my Mom to call me. I really need to talk to their now.
ever have one of those days when you just needed your MOM to make it all better?
Children will and do grow up. Everything that I have given up to be with them is worth it all. You must sacrifice your wants and needs to have the memories.
Your nasty, slutty, and a WHORE! But deep down your a little girl trying to fit into a WOMEN shoe but it wont happen cause you learned it from your mom!
thinks that no matter how old you are or how long they has been gone, there are some days you just want your mommy! I miss you mom!
Reasoning with a toddler is like nailing Jell-O to a tree...
you know what true love is when you hold them for the first time and they look into your eyes for the first time and you tell them "I am your mommy"
I was always told that I'd have kids that act just like me...my kids are smart, beautiful, talented, creative, and love their friends...YAY ME :)
To whom it may concern, Kids get ice cream trucks, Dads get "Snap On" trucks, think u could hook stressed out moms up with frozen margarita trucks?
I got bored so i put on my moms high heels and walked around the house
I know you're in heaven now Mom, singing with all your heart ~ I'm happy you're not suffering anymore, but I'm so sad we're apart ~ Tj Avery
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