Mixed Facebook Statuses

Mixed #687146

You: "Hmm, I wonder what this is."

Mixed #648035

I was walking along and tripped, so I turned around to see what it was... it was my awesomeness!

Mixed #649446

I'm not confused I'm just hungry,sleepy,Omnipotent,frugal,drunk,b allays,bad-ass,sexy,or am i add? i don't know if I'm add i.wow SHINNY! fidgety

Mixed #680967

When somebody says "Expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say " You didn't expect that did you."

Mixed #679840

what is with "black ops" we all think its going to be better than mw2,, but no its CRAP!!!

Mixed #650265

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

Mixed #648586

I wouldn't be me if I did things the right way...

Mixed #663219

NAVAJO word of the Day: COUSIN

Mixed #677600

u know if u say green beans really slow it sounds a lot like gullible! GO ON TRY IT! IT HAS AWESOME RESULTS!

Mixed #636569

every button on the keyboard it makes a giant smiley face

Mixed #638778

Girl: I love you. Boy: I love you more. Girl: Impossible. <3

Mixed #679127

We wake up each day with two choices.(1) we can count our blessings and be happy or (2) we can cuss our shortcomings and be miserable.I elect to be happy!

Mixed #664201

Note to friends: Asking what something is after eating it is unwise, especially when there is dog food in the house that looks similar to cereal...

Mixed #664352

Now we know why people don't send letters anymore.

Mixed #662625

my friends are the people who if my house was burning would show up with sticks and marshmallows, and flirt with the firemen while eating smores

Mixed #678703

was playing "FARMVILLE" when immigration showed up and took all my workers ! ! !

Mixed #644497

I hate it when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong

Mixed #672090

Sweetie,if your gonna be 2-faced,why not make one pretty?

Mixed #686311

You must not be creative ! X)

Mixed #679443

went to status shuffle just a second ago, and would you believe it nothing looked good to post.

Mixed #632890

cant find the TV remote control and is wondering if it has its phone on it or if the purple dinosaur nija's have stolen it again hmmm ?

Mixed #665887

people are saying to me happy holidays Ive wanted to say this for a while now screw you its merry Christmas

Mixed #636193

eating french fries... yummm im fucking loving it!

Mixed #665947

People get rich from inventing the dumbest shit. I am clearly too smart to be rich

Mixed #660257

Living life is purely a matter of deciding what's important to you, Then doing it and not caring WTF others think.

Mixed #668937

Says: when life gets you down, get back up, kick it in the balls, tell it not to do it again and mince off singing " I will survive"