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I'm not looking for a guy with a fancy car, tons of money or a PhD, all I'm looking for is a guy who is worth my time.
Sure men can do two things at once... run their mouth and piss me off.
Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the male brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left ...
There's a Difference between Wanting and need needing Someone. Like I want but I Don't need You!
If you ignore your girl and decide to be a big dick you may just hand their over to another man because it will happen eventually!
You're an asshole... True story.
I've met Mr. Douche-Bag, Mr. Hypocrite, Mr. Mess-With-Your-Head, and Mr. Indecisive. When will I meet Mr. I've-Got-My-Shit-Together-And-Am-Perfect -For-You?
SEX SEX SEX that's all men think about
It's sad when you are born a man, but your "part" is closer to that of a gerbils!! Poor bastard...
Husband : Shall we try a new position tonight?
The fairy tails got it backwards. The last time i kissed a prince they turned into a frog!
I don't have a problem finding a BOY, I have a problem finding a MAN!
has come to terms with the fact that the only men they can depend on are all printed on the bottles of their favorite alcohol!
"If more males would stand up and be men, then more females would sit down and be ladies"
I love my men like my cars~Strong and built like horses!
one day you might realise that you need me again but im not gunna be here to take you back so wen u start 2 miss me remember that you let me go!
Men work so hard to get your attention, once they have it they ignore you.
Watch the way a man treats his mother. If he treats her with love and respect then he will treat you with love and respect.