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The only man a girl can count on his her Dad... cause he really did show me what men r really like idiots
Men work so hard to get your attention, once they have it they ignore you.
Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the male brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left ...
There's a Difference between Wanting and need needing Someone. Like I want but I Don't need You!
Watch the way a man treats his mother. If he treats her with love and respect then he will treat you with love and respect.
You're an asshole... True story.
I've met Mr. Douche-Bag, Mr. Hypocrite, Mr. Mess-With-Your-Head, and Mr. Indecisive. When will I meet Mr. I've-Got-My-Shit-Together-And-Am-Perfect -For-You?
SEX SEX SEX that's all men think about
If a man can't pay their child-support, the court damn sure shouldn't give that asshole a decrease!
Husband : Shall we try a new position tonight?
I want to run around throwing Snickers Bars at men shouting "Get Some Nuts" =D
I don't have a problem finding a BOY, I have a problem finding a MAN!
I'm not looking for a guy with a fancy car, tons of money or a PhD, all I'm looking for is a guy who is worth my time.
"If more males would stand up and be men, then more females would sit down and be ladies"
I love my men like my cars~Strong and built like horses!
has come to terms with the fact that the only men they can depend on are all printed on the bottles of their favorite alcohol!
all men want from u is, dirty pics, sex, and u too talk dirty, i get fucking sick of it
It's sad when you are born a man, but your "part" is closer to that of a gerbils!! Poor bastard...