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For men who think.."A women's place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that's where the knives are kept!
Sure men can do two things at once... run their mouth and piss me off.
Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the male brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left ...
There's a Difference between Wanting and need needing Someone. Like I want but I Don't need You!
Watch the way a man treats his mother. If he treats her with love and respect then he will treat you with love and respect.
You're an asshole... True story.
I've met Mr. Douche-Bag, Mr. Hypocrite, Mr. Mess-With-Your-Head, and Mr. Indecisive. When will I meet Mr. I've-Got-My-Shit-Together-And-Am-Perfect -For-You?
SEX SEX SEX that's all men think about
It's sad when you are born a man, but your "part" is closer to that of a gerbils!! Poor bastard...
Husband : Shall we try a new position tonight?
The fairy tails got it backwards. The last time i kissed a prince they turned into a frog!
I don't have a problem finding a BOY, I have a problem finding a MAN!
MEN... I am sure they only have relationships with women when older because they can't sleep with their mother.. GROW UP
"If more males would stand up and be men, then more females would sit down and be ladies"
I love my men like my cars~Strong and built like horses!
If God wanted men to walk all over a woman, He would have made her from a foot bone. Instead He made her from the rib to keep her close to the heart!!
Men work so hard to get your attention, once they have it they ignore you.
I'm not looking for a guy with a fancy car, tons of money or a PhD, all I'm looking for is a guy who is worth my time.