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It's sad when you are born a man, but your "part" is closer to that of a gerbils!! Poor bastard...
Sure men can do two things at once... run their mouth and piss me off.
Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the male brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left ...
The fairy tails got it backwards. The last time i kissed a prince they turned into a frog!
has come to terms with the fact that the only men they can depend on are all printed on the bottles of their favorite alcohol!
You're an asshole... True story.
Single...& staying that way! Men are pricks they either cheat & lie or they say they're decent yet ignore you & find any excuse not to be with you!
SEX SEX SEX that's all men think about
"If more males would stand up and be men, then more females would sit down and be ladies"
Husband : Shall we try a new position tonight?
I want to run around throwing Snickers Bars at men shouting "Get Some Nuts" =D
I don't have a problem finding a BOY, I have a problem finding a MAN!
Watch the way a man treats his mother. If he treats her with love and respect then he will treat you with love and respect.
There's a Difference between Wanting and need needing Someone. Like I want but I Don't need You!
I love my men like my cars~Strong and built like horses!
I've met Mr. Douche-Bag, Mr. Hypocrite, Mr. Mess-With-Your-Head, and Mr. Indecisive. When will I meet Mr. I've-Got-My-Shit-Together-And-Am-Perfect -For-You?
Men work so hard to get your attention, once they have it they ignore you.
I'm not looking for a guy with a fancy car, tons of money or a PhD, all I'm looking for is a guy who is worth my time.