Facebook Statuses About Men

If you are something of a feminist, it is almost certain that Facebook statuses about men doing bad things will be a good way to make your views known and let off steam. Facebook statuses about men and their actions also get the message across to any misogynists stalking your Timeline. A variety of Facebook statuses concerning men and their ways can be found on this website.

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There's a Difference between Wanting and need needing Someone. Like I want but I Don't need You!
never put a man before ur best friend, cos men wil come and go but if ur lucky enough to have a good best friend ul have their for life :)
I'm not looking for a guy with a fancy car, tons of money or a PhD, all I'm looking for is a guy who is worth my time.
Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the male brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left ...
Men work so hard to get your attention, once they have it they ignore you.
The fairy tails got it backwards. The last time i kissed a prince they turned into a frog!
It's sad when you are born a man, but your "part" is closer to that of a gerbils!! Poor bastard...
I've met Mr. Douche-Bag, Mr. Hypocrite, Mr. Mess-With-Your-Head, and Mr. Indecisive. When will I meet Mr. I've-Got-My-Shit-Together-And-Am-Perfect -For-You?
I love my men like my cars~Strong and built like horses!
SEX SEX SEX that's all men think about
Watch the way a man treats his mother. If he treats her with love and respect then he will treat you with love and respect.
Sure men can do two things at once... run their mouth and piss me off.
Husband : Shall we try a new position tonight?
Wonders why men ask you whats wrong when they really don't want to hear the answer.
MEN... I am sure they only have relationships with women when older because they can't sleep with their mother.. GROW UP
"If more males would stand up and be men, then more females would sit down and be ladies"
If God wanted men to walk all over a woman, He would have made her from a foot bone. Instead He made her from the rib to keep her close to the heart!!
I don't have a problem finding a BOY, I have a problem finding a MAN!


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