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Men #630779

Author: Dane Cook

Men #672893

the day I understand men will be the day I give up wine. What a relief that's never going to happen.

Men #659219

let men go their own way, just wait till the crash and burn and laugh your head off

Men #661836

Men that only value women on their jobs and how much they are worth.. ARE NOT REAL MEN AT ALL... But man who loves wife because they is a woman, IS ..

Men #642364

How to impress a woman: kiss, hug, compliment, love, tease, protect, listen, support. How to impress a man: Show up NAKED with BEER !!!

Men #679385

Well, the price of milk just went up... the cost now? The cow... that's right, buy the cow because the milk is no longer free.

Men #658977

knows there r 2 types of men out there: assholes who sometimes act like nice guys, and nice guys who sometimes act like assholes. Either way, u get an asshole.

Men #682384

Why do people say, "Take it like a man" when its actually a WOMAN who deals with more pain? Shouldn't it be "Take it like a woman"?

Men #679833

What is the words men hate when combined but love when you separate them???

Men #630646

asks:GIRLS,if you were a man for a day, what is the first thing you would do?

Men #661411

Man: So its okay for us both to watch porn but not together?

Men #673498

the only men u shud ever trust r ur dad and ur son as they will not let u down they will b there for u no matter wat and they wnt fuck u about :) xx

Men #643689

I don't chase. I replace. Remember that.

Men #671714

Statement I don't know if I like their.

Men #654706

is learning, the men who say "I'm the most honest guy you'll ever meet" are usually the biggest liars..

Men #661815

men in there 20s play football men in there 30's play tennis men in there 40's play golf have you noticed when men get older there balls get smaller LOL

Men #647814

I want to run around throwing Snickers Bars at men shouting "Get Some Nuts" =D

Men #629223

A woman wants a man they can look up to, but who won't look down on their.

Men #676665

To most of the MALE population, if your WOMAN seems CRANKY and NOT OVERLY LOVING, it's probably because they is TIRED of being LAST on your LIST of PRIORITIES.

Men #646850

I really hate it when you think you know someone then BAM! You are hit by the asshole they truly are hidden under the bullshit they were trying to be.

Men #661840

men took the first walk on the moon why cant the men just stay there

Men #659580

Life is like a box of chocolates if you leave the bitches in your pocket, they are gonna melt!

Men #653610

is an idiot wrapped in a moron.

Men #662254

Most women prefer a knight in shining armor riding a white steed. Give me a guy in leathers riding a black Harley.

Men #650301

I've met Mr. Douche-Bag, Mr. Hypocrite, Mr. Mess-With-Your-Head, and Mr. Indecisive. When will I meet Mr. I've-Got-My-Shit-Together-And-Am-Perfect -For-You?

Men #668331

says men were brought on earth to annoy women...the mission was a success