Mean Facebook Statuses

Mean #685599

You know my name, not my story, so shut up!

Mean #653390

Insecure Bitches make the day more entertaining. Thanks Bethany

Mean #634315

Definition of JACKASS: Person sitting there NOT ANSWERING you as you are walking around house calling to see if they are still home.

Mean #673442

The older I get, the more I come to realize that I just don't care what the hell you think.

Mean #626808

... thinks the difference between insanity and reality... is the knife in my hand. You were saying?

Mean #647889

I was always told "If you have nothing NICE to say don't say anything at all." People wonder why I'm so quiet. I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY!

Mean #656203

is wondering how hard you actually have to concentrate to make someones head explode...

Mean #682392

Why do people who harass your ass, bitched when their ass gets whipped?

Mean #633879

Dear God, grant me the patience to endure all the window-licking, crayon-eating, helmet-wearing fucktards I'll encounter today. Amen!

Mean #624653

"dude, fuck off.."excuse me.. you'll probably never ever see me again, so shut the fuck up and accept the fact that you'll never get what you want!"

Mean #662939

My momma told me I don't have to be nice to stupid people.

Mean #625330

"NO!"

Mean #650340

I've watched enough NCIS episodes to know.."i can kill you with out leaving any forensic evidence!!! so don't make me mad!!!

Mean #668766

says.."let me find out i hurt your feelings so i can kick your ass for thinking i cared!"

Mean #666839

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Mean #625782

"why not!"

Mean #668591

says ~ shut your vagina

Mean #639531

got a problem wit me? solve it..think im trippin.. tie my shoes cant stand me sit down..cant face me turn the fuck around.

Mean #675497

thinks its funny how you think I'm listening to you, when in reality I'm thinking of things i can throw at you to make you shut up!

Mean #677743

u weren't beat by the stupid stick u were beat by the whole tree

Mean #682154

Why are you so quick to point out my flaws, after all we are human and are not meant to be perfect. Care to own up to any of yours :P

Mean #624619

"Don't criticize anybody until you take a look in the mirror and realize all the imperfections you have."

Mean #670329

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts :: Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Mean #683757

wonders why they bothers being nice to others when being nice just comes back to bite their in the ass.

Mean #663139

My wife says i never listen to here... at least i think that's what they said

Mean #661697

Me...Evil? Mean? Well...I blame the economy for my sinful ways...I had to sell my halo to Cash4Gold, times is hard!