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"dude, fuck off.."excuse me.. you'll probably never ever see me again, so shut the fuck up and accept the fact that you'll never get what you want!"
when I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you've won. It means your stupid ass isn't worth my time.
My momma told me I don't have to be nice to stupid people.
hey here's a condom , wouldn't want you making the same mistake your mom did!
You wanna know what I really hate about you? It's that breathing thing you do. In. Out. In. Out. God, I wish you'd quit doing that.
wonders if I bring my boss a note from my doctor saying I have tourettes if I would be allowed to swear and yell at the customers?
So they say if someone wants to be found they will be...Ha! Well this bi#ch is sick of being found! Don't want me here then f#ck u my ass is not going anywhere.
u weren't beat by the stupid stick u were beat by the whole tree
to the people of face-book fuck you
Life's a Bitch. But so am I so its all good :)
Im Not Racist I Just Dont Like You !
If you think that what I write here is aimed at you, then maybe you know you've done something wrong by me
stupidity is an idiots defence to life
I was always told "If you have nothing NICE to say don't say anything at all." People wonder why I'm so quiet. I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY!
"you said you loved me, i sneezed and said sorry, im allergic to bullshit"
You call it being mean, I call it honesty :)
If you think I'm tripping,Get on your knees and tie my shoe.
Let me know when your mouth is done using up all your energy so you are sitting still long enough for me kick your damn ass!!!