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I've watched enough episodes of CSI & NCIS to get away with killing a stupid person and leaving no evidence! These thoughts brought to you from my happy place..
ugh! i wish someone would tell this girl shes a bitch...ACTUALLY I'll do it, YOU'RE A BITCH. :D.
My momma told me I don't have to be nice to stupid people.
hey here's a condom , wouldn't want you making the same mistake your mom did!
Let me know when your mouth is done using up all your energy so you are sitting still long enough for me kick your damn ass!!!
when I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you've won. It means your stupid ass isn't worth my time.
I was always told "If you have nothing NICE to say don't say anything at all." People wonder why I'm so quiet. I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY!
u weren't beat by the stupid stick u were beat by the whole tree
to the people of face-book fuck you
Is gonna kick ur ass so hard ull b farting from ur mouth
Im Not Racist I Just Dont Like You !
I love deleting comments to make people look like There talking to themselves xx :d
stupidity is an idiots defence to life
You wanna know what I really hate about you? It's that breathing thing you do. In. Out. In. Out. God, I wish you'd quit doing that.
"you said you loved me, i sneezed and said sorry, im allergic to bullshit"
Life's a Bitch. But so am I so its all good :)
If you think I'm tripping,Get on your knees and tie my shoe.
If you think that what I write here is aimed at you, then maybe you know you've done something wrong by me