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I am so mad right now my stupid ex is being a jerk grrrrrrrrrrrrrr wait hes just mad I'm better then them :)
Is in one of those "Shut Up and leave me alone or ill go NINJA on you" kind of moods
Look at my care cup _/ as you see it's empty which means i don't care sorry.
is DONE being at the mercy of everyone Else's convenience!
forecast for this evening includes: severe mood-swings, down pours of tears, heavy spells of stress with a chance of smashing the f*@k out of something!!
why don't u take a chill pill, wash it down with a glass of shut-up and a cookie of go away on the side!
"well it didn't work!"
says "When you're having a bad day remember - you have arm and smack the asshole in the mouth"
do you ever get the feeling that you would like to reach out and just choke someone?
A real friend doesn't talk shit behind your back>;O
You really have to be scared when I am being quite >:)
God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile, & the wisdom to realise that murder is illegal
i;m having one of those day's where i don't want to give a shit, don't feel like giving a shit! oh
5 6 7 8 I don't need your sex, I'll masturbate
Let me tell you a story about me I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! The End. :-P
I wish some people would accept me for the way that I am. But if you don't accept me for the way I am. Then we are no longer friends.
will have a tall, Xanax, Valium, non-fat, vanilla, latte, on the rocks, to go please.
is having one of those days were you just wanna scream at people "WELL I'M SORRY FOR NOT BEING AS PERFECT AS YOU"
you're a coward and a liar at best. keep walking kid, and choke on your regrets.
one out of every four people are insane. now, think of your 3 best friends... if they're all OK, then its you.
"I'm sorry" and "trust me" are the two most overly used phrases. Don't tell me you're sorry, show me you are! Don't tell me to trust you, show me that I can!
I can give you 2 options, Option A: Shut up and leave me be or Option B: I make you...pick carefully
i think i got people mad at me... wait i don't give a rats ass!!
Here let me help you. N O means STOP IT FUCKER OR I'M GONNA SLAP YOU. Now was that really to hard to understand?
Note to self: Avoid people who upset, irritate, or otherwise bother me
"friend are supposed to be there all the time, NOT just when its convenient for them"
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