Kids Facebook Status

Children do the funniest things, don't they? In fact, a lot of the things kids do and say on a day by day basis should be made into Facebook statuses about kids! If you have kids of your own, you already have a ready-made source of kids Facebook statuses. Alternatively, we have a large number of funny Facebook statuses about kids here on this website.
It doesn't matter how old my children are they will always be my babies :)
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when i kiss my son goodnight i realize hes the best achievement in my life x love u baby boy x
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Have you ever watched your child sleeping so peacefully, reached out and stroked their hair... and made sure they didn't have devil horns? ;)
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Kids are like drugs...they ruin your body, burn your brain cells, are expensive and addictive... But the high is unlike anything else :)
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I swear if I didn't talk to myself the only words I would say some days would be NO and STOP IT.
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A real step-parent doesn't call their step-kids "step children". They call them "my kids" and treat them as they would treat their own!!
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son: "MOMMY I A PIMP" every time they gets dressed
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Hes running around my house destroying it
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why is it when you want your child to listen they doesn't but when you don't want them to hear something they is listening to every word?
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If they put box tops on cases of beer, our kids would win computers for the whole school!
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Never go to bed without kissing your kids goodnight. Even if they are sleeping, pull the covers up to their chins and kiss them with love.
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Cleaned their house. No really, I did. Come look, but be warned, by the time you get here, the kids will have messed it up again.
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