Kids Facebook Status

Children do the funniest things, don't they? In fact, a lot of the things kids do and say on a day by day basis should be made into Facebook statuses about kids! If you have kids of your own, you already have a ready-made source of kids Facebook statuses. Alternatively, we have a large number of funny Facebook statuses about kids here on this website.
It doesn't matter how old my children are they will always be my babies :)
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap as a child!
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Why do some fathers have kids with women then wen the kids are born they decide.OMG i am not ready for a family! then just go!? .yea cheers Twat!
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Kids are not just a part of life, they ARE life. They bring joy, happiness, smiles, and love into a person's life.
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Shhh..I'm hiding from my children! ;)
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I swear, I'm gonna find that bottle of
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Cleaned their house. No really, I did. Come look, but be warned, by the time you get here, the kids will have messed it up again.
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thinks isn't it funny how your child can make u feel stressed all day then u look at them asleep and realize you love them more than anything in the world xxx
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being a mom is hard... being a good mom is harder... being a good single mom is the hardest..
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Why do kids have ears if they don't intend on using them to listen!
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Kids are like drugs...they ruin your body, burn your brain cells, are expensive and addictive... But the high is unlike anything else :)
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Mommy ,mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, WHAT!!! I Love You!!!
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