Kids Facebook Status

Children do the funniest things, don't they? In fact, a lot of the things kids do and say on a day by day basis should be made into Facebook statuses about kids! If you have kids of your own, you already have a ready-made source of kids Facebook statuses. Alternatively, we have a large number of funny Facebook statuses about kids here on this website.
It doesn't matter how old my children are they will always be my babies :)
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Definition of True Love: Having tiny arms wrap around you and say "I love you." A Child's love is pure, honest, and true. Can't get any better than that!
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has been blessed with healthy, happy children, the love of a good man, and really good friends. What more can I ask for?
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says, "Be thankful when your children are small and they are stepping on your toes. Someday they will be stepping on your heart"
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Why do some fathers have kids with women then wen the kids are born they decide.OMG i am not ready for a family! then just go!? .yea cheers idiot!
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a smile, hug, kiss, & "I love you!" from my kids makes the day perfect!
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"Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."
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Why is it that kids don't eat what you put in front of them, but as soon as you get something to eat, they want what you have?
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, tell them "God is crying." And if they ask why God is crying, tell them "probably because of something you did"
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I'm so proud of myself today, I didn't sell my child on EBay, I didn't lock their in the closet, no duct tape was used AND I made to 5 before I started drinking!
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Ur children should always come first over ANY man/women in your life. If they don't you don't deserve children
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You don't deserve to be a mother you pill popping whore!!! Your child deserves a normal life where they can learn to talk finally!!!
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