Kids Facebook Status

Children do the funniest things, don't they? In fact, a lot of the things kids do and say on a day by day basis should be made into Facebook statuses about kids! If you have kids of your own, you already have a ready-made source of kids Facebook statuses. Alternatively, we have a large number of funny Facebook statuses about kids here on this website.
It doesn't matter how old my children are they will always be my babies :)
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You always see the bumper sticker "Proud parent of an honor student" but you never see one that says "My kid is dumber than a box of rocks".
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It's priceless when your kids say "I Love You" just out of the blue
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hates the question, "what's for dinner mum?" especially when i don't know myself!!!
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has the kind of kids that dump their toys all over the floor so they can play with the toy box!!
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Where is this black hole where all the things you have told your husband and kids go. You know, "you never told me that!" or "what appointment?"
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Oh, it's just my kids! ;-p
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swears kids are only born with ears for decoration!
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All three of my children need a shirt that says, "I'm Grandma's Payback".
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if you can't make your children a priority, how will they ever deem themselves worthy of being anyones priority- even their own... teach and love them well.
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Note to my kids: Replacing empty toilet paper rolls does not cause injury!
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I am truly blessed with a wonderful husband, beautiful children and awesome friends.
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