Kids Facebook Status

Children do the funniest things, don't they? In fact, a lot of the things kids do and say on a day by day basis should be made into Facebook statuses about kids! If you have kids of your own, you already have a ready-made source of kids Facebook statuses. Alternatively, we have a large number of funny Facebook statuses about kids here on this website.
It doesn't matter how old my children are they will always be my babies :)
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My kids are my LIFE! I would Fight for them, I would Stand up for them, I would DIE for them!
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Wonders, why is it that some of the things mothers say sound just like things you here in a mental hospital? ex. Stop licking the wall!
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There's no better feeling than when my son runs up and hugs me for no reason at all.
Kids
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Smart Alec pills that belongs to my kids and I'm gonna flush every last one! Just Sayin'
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Children raised without responsibilities and consequences will be the welfare recipients of the future.
Kids
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best thing about being a parent is coming home and being hugged by your children with all their smallness- knowing and feeling that the hugs are pure and true.
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says men are not really an equal parent, they're more like an extra kid! :)
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says there are days that make me realise why some animals eat their young...
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says being greeted with a "Hi Mommy" and a big hug can make a bad day melt away.
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From the moment I knew you were growing inside of me " GOD TRUSTED ME, WITH YOUR LIFE"" My children are precious~
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Aren't you glad when you hear kids screaming in a store and they aren't yours?
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