Kids Facebook Status

Children do the funniest things, don't they? In fact, a lot of the things kids do and say on a day by day basis should be made into Facebook statuses about kids! If you have kids of your own, you already have a ready-made source of kids Facebook statuses. Alternatively, we have a large number of funny Facebook statuses about kids here on this website.
It doesn't matter how old my children are they will always be my babies :)
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Wonders when my kids are going to realise the bathroom is not a portal to another dimension, and I am not running away- I just need to pee.
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Watching a child as they sing, dance and laugh. Noticing how everything is fun and interesting and an adventure. Then I ask myself "When did I stop dancing?"
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I swear if I hear mom, mommy or momma one more time today...I'm turning into a Daddy!
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its amazing how hands so small can hold my whole heart <3
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loves when people ask us about our large family; "Are the children all yours?" "No, we stole some from random families while walking through the mall"
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To a parent, it's not 'is the glass half full or half empty'; it's "WHO'S BEEN DRINKING OUT OF MY GLASS AND WHY ARE THERE FLOATERS IN IT!"
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Grand Children are Gods gift for growing older,
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Kids these days need less computers, phones, and video games and more grammar and spelling lessons...
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"The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent." Sam Levenson
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"Hey, your baby has your keys." "Oh, that's OK, I have a spare set." "Where is your spare set?" "_somewhere_" *FUCK!*
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anyone got some xtra patience they can spare?? Cuz I'm running low!!!
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