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To people who visit my home and complain about the way my kids behave... they live here, you don't! If you don't like it leave, I'll gladly show you the door!
My kids are the reason I live, breath, love, smile and wake up each and everyday!
my kids' happiness comes before mine. I'd give up anything for them, for they are my world, life, heart, and soul. Without them i am nothing
Being a Mom is like being on house arrest...you can't go anywhere including the bathroom alone, and there's always someone asking what you are doing!
No medicine in the world can cure a case of the "bad day" except a good stiff dose of your children giving you a hug, a kiss and a "love you mom" all better
Life of a mom:"STOP! Don't hit them! DON"T bite the dog! Why are you licking the floor? Dog toys do NOT belong in the fridge! Sit down! Whose crying now?? SHHH!"
A real step-parent doesn't call their step-kids "step children". They call them "my kids" and treat them as they would treat their own!!
Oh, it's just my kids! ;-p
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
The best gift I ever gave my kids was each other.Hopefully someday they will appreciate that gift.
has vowed to never look back on my life and ask "what if?" because any path that doesn't include my kids just doesn't make any sense. <3
wants to know why children will walk past their Dad, through the entire house to find Mom in the bathroom to ask their a question their Dad could answer
believes that children are cheeky little angels sent by god to make us laugh
Kids today have got it easy, spoiled rotten! They wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 80's
Why do some fathers have kids with women then wen the kids are born they decide.OMG i am not ready for a family! then just go!? .yea cheers Twat!
says that when I get one of those "mom" headaches, I follow the instructions on the pain-reliever bottle: "Take two and keep away from children"