Facebook Statuses About Kids

Children do the funniest things, don't they? In fact, a lot of the things kids do and say on a day by day basis should be made into Facebook statuses about kids! If you have kids of your own, you already have a ready-made source of kids Facebook statuses. Alternatively, we have a large number of funny Facebook statuses about kids here on this website.

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wants to know why children will walk past their Dad, through the entire house to find Mom in the bathroom to ask their a question their Dad could answer
my kids' happiness comes before mine. I'd give up anything for them, for they are my world, life, heart, and soul. Without them i am nothing
No medicine in the world can cure a case of the "bad day" except a good stiff dose of your children giving you a hug, a kiss and a "love you mom" all better
Sometimes a simple hug makes everything a lot better especially when the hug comes from your child
says being greeted with a "Hi Mommy" and a big hug can make a bad day melt away.
Being a Mom is like being on house arrest...you can't go anywhere including the bathroom alone, and there's always someone asking what you are doing!
Wonders, why is it that some of the things mothers say sound just like things you here in a mental hospital? ex. Stop licking the wall!
My life = My daughters...Love you my princesses!!
says that when I get one of those "mom" headaches, I follow the instructions on the pain-reliever bottle: "Take two and keep away from children"
My kids are the reason I live, breath, love, smile and wake up each and everyday!
Kids today have got it easy, spoiled rotten! They wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 80's
Oh, it's just my kids! ;-p
Why do some fathers have kids with women then wen the kids are born they decide.OMG i am not ready for a family! then just go!? .yea cheers Twat!
Why do kids have the ability to make you want to smack them and in the same 30 seconds smile at you and melt your heart?!
A real step-parent doesn't call their step-kids "step children". They call them "my kids" and treat them as they would treat their own!!
when i kiss my son goodnight i realize hes the best achievement in my life x love u baby boy x
Put that back! Can't imagine why people would think kids could cause stress!

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