Facebook Statuses About Kids

Children do the funniest things, don't they? In fact, a lot of the things kids do and say on a day by day basis should be made into Facebook statuses about kids! If you have kids of your own, you already have a ready-made source of kids Facebook statuses. Alternatively, we have a large number of funny Facebook statuses about kids here on this website.
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Kids Facebook Status On Chalkboard Background
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To people who visit my home and complain about the way my kids behave... they live here, you don't! If you don't like it leave, I'll gladly show you the door!
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My kids are the reason I live, breath, love, smile and wake up each and everyday!
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my kids' happiness comes before mine. I'd give up anything for them, for they are my world, life, heart, and soul. Without them i am nothing
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wants to know why children will walk past their Dad, through the entire house to find Mom in the bathroom to ask their a question their Dad could answer
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No medicine in the world can cure a case of the "bad day" except a good stiff dose of your children giving you a hug, a kiss and a "love you mom" all better
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Life of a mom:"STOP! Don't hit them! DON"T bite the dog! Why are you licking the floor? Dog toys do NOT belong in the fridge! Sit down! Whose crying now?? SHHH!"
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A real step-parent doesn't call their step-kids "step children". They call them "my kids" and treat them as they would treat their own!!
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Oh, it's just my kids! ;-p
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believes that children are cheeky little angels sent by god to make us laugh
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~Bill Cosby~
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Wonders, why is it that some of the things mothers say sound just like things you here in a mental hospital? ex. Stop licking the wall!
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has vowed to never look back on my life and ask "what if?" because any path that doesn't include my kids just doesn't make any sense. <3
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Wait
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HAS officially found her Prince Charming Hes running around my house destroying it But i wouldn't trade him for anything MOMMY LOVES HER HANDSOME PRINCE
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My life = My daughters...Love you my princesses!!
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Kids today have got it easy, spoiled rotten! They wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 80's
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Being a Mom is like being on house arrest...you can't go anywhere including the bathroom alone, and there's always someone asking what you are doing!
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says that when I get one of those "mom" headaches, I follow the instructions on the pain-reliever bottle: "Take two and keep away from children"
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