Kids Facebook Statuses

had to quarantine the kids to their bedrooms...they have obviously been infected by the "brat" virus
is changing their name to something the kids CAN"T pronounce!!
thinks the words "I love you" are amazing , but even better when "Mum" is in front of them <3
My babies are reasons i smile, i laugh, i cry, i scream, i want to take off to nowhere for awhile all alone! They are just that good...
Kids these days need less computers, phones, and video games and more grammar and spelling lessons...
swears kids are only born with ears for decoration!
No medicine in the world can cure a case of the "bad day" except a good stiff dose of your children giving you a hug, a kiss and a "love you mom" all better
My #1 priority in life are my children! My happiness or love for someone will always be important but NEVER more important than my children!
I swear, I'm gonna find that bottle of
Kids today have got it easy, spoiled rotten! They wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 80's
You can spend time worrying that u don't have enough money to give your kids the best but that time is better spent showing your kids love costs nothing :)
If people gave me a quarter every time they told me I had beautiful kids, college would be taken care of!
Sometimes you, my child, make me lose my mind and want to pull my hair out. But nothing, not even that, can change my everlasting growing love for you!!!
"Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."
I finally know the meaning of "because I said so."
I'm off to bed to dream of a world that is perfect! And then to be woken up by my alarm clock that sounds like this: "mommy, mommy, mommy, MOMMY!"
Some say to have children is to put your life on hold but I know to have children is to hold life.
wishes some people realized parenting is 24/7 not just when it's convenient, once you have kids, they come first. ALWAYS!
believes that children are cheeky little angels sent by god to make us laugh
Y can't my real kids behave the way my Frontierville kids do?
having a daughter means knowing that whatever else you did or didn't do, you gave the world something beautiful.
Never go to bed without kissing your kids goodnight. Even if they are sleeping, pull the covers up to their chins and kiss them with love.
You may not always understand my reasoning behind the things I do, but just remember I am your mother, and love and protect you always <3
Kids are not just a part of life, they ARE life. They bring joy, happiness, smiles, and love into a person's life.
The most precious gift I have ever given was life to my kids and the most precious gift I have ever received is time with my kids."
If someone here knows of anyone by the name "Not Me" will you come pick them up from my house please they keep breaking shit!!!
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