Insults Facebook Statuses

Insults #651618

If u don't like crazy bitches, why do u keep hookin' up with 'em? That makes U the crazy bitch!

Insults #668795

says.....the sun can kiss the moon goodbye, a flower can kiss a butterfly, wine can kiss a frosted glass and you my friend can kiss my arse

Insults #649335

I'm nice nuf to help with your new look .. how bout a black eye a bloodied noes and 2 broken arms .. ya looks good on u :)

Insults #663725

Next year the government are going to start killing all mentally challenged people. I thought of you and started to cry. Run my little retard, run

Insults #668739

says," Immaturity is temper tantrums, emotional instability, failure to learn from mistakes, irresponsibility, & thinking we all owe you".Sound familiar?

Insults #660360

Look in the mirror and then try to tell me that God doesn't have a sense of humour.

Insults #664293

Now I know why you are such a dick. Because you are what you eat.

Insults #675645

thinks that certain people talk so much shit that there should be skid marks on their chins

Insults #668796

says.....the sun can kiss the moon goodbye, a flower can kiss a butterfly, wine can kiss a frosted glass and you my friend can kiss my ass

Insults #667194

rejection is tough, i heard that your hand fell asleep on you last night.

Insults #643696

I don't discriminate at all, but there is a time to hate every motherfu*ker that's in your way. When that time comes, bitch you better be on my good side.

Insults #678036

Wait for it wait hold on any minute now okay now?? nope I still don't give A shit what you think of me! :)

Insults #664361

Now why don't you go slip into something nice... like i don't know... a coma?

Insults #657141

It's funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to "Grow up" they must know that's the ultimate insult coming from them!

Insults #627687

4 Ur smile CZ u idiot

Insults #667858

Say's "are you insinuating that I should tolerate this diabolical insubordination from an individual whose mental capacity barely exceeds that of a Lima bean?"

Insults #636587

Every day i think people can not get any dumber, and every day I am proved horribly wrong.

Insults #631774

Beware the disease Idiotitis. Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands affected. May be contagious. Best defense: slap and run.

Insults #684248

Ya know whats fun? scuba diving :) coz then you can get raped by a shark it will eat your corpse but then throw you back up coz your a worthless piece of shit!

Insults #650875

If i offend you in any way, please let me know so i can do it again!

Insults #677358

truths in life 1 u can not stick your tongue out and look at ceiling 2 all idiots after reading will try 3 a realise its NT true 4 Ur smile CZ u idiot

Insults #667753

Santa is just another excuse for fat robbers in red suits who'd rather go down a chimney instead of the back door so GROW UP ALREADY! Merry Christmas everyone

Insults #667586

roses r red violet r blue,i <3 u so much,i cant let u go of with someone that finks there fit, wen the truth is they looks like a fucking crested dick.

Insults #687072

You're such an inspiration to millions of people; you're living proof that even stupid ugly people do, in fact, have sex

Insults #627369

1-800-DUMB ASS,,and help us find a cure today.

Insults #633695

DAMN!!! You weren't hit with the ugly stick...You were hit with the entire frigging tree! Did it hurt?