Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.
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your a dumb slut the only test you can pass is a pregnancy test!!
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Watching this idiot form across the street run out and stare at the sky, because I yelled, "Snow!". Inner monologue, "Take that Mr. Asshole."
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when life hands you lemons..MAKE ICE CREAM!!
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Would find it hilarious if someone throwing a rock at someone holding paper in their face, and the rock bounced off the paper and hit the other person :D
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Hates it when people can just jump to the point.. They have to go around it... It's like "Just Get To The Point Already !" :P
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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, Well they're no friends of mine..
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Do you swear?
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Stay tuned. More status updates to follow.
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WARNING: Wearing long-handles or other such body-warming gear can cause diaper butt. This is only a temporary condition and is relieved by removing such gear.
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has come to realize that there is, sadly, no cure for stupid... but sometimes it's fun to try and beat it out of someone. :P
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If your happy and your know it, "CLICK YOUR MOUSE"!
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Psst, don't tell anyone, but you're my best mistake. Thanks for leaving me so I could become a STRONGER, BETTER person without YOU! Your loss, my gain! :)
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hey you, shut up! kthanksbye.
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don't you hate it when you want to talk to somebody the most and they "Mysteriously" go offline... where did they get their physic powers!!!
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If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck.. It's a freaking duck!!
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