Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.
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Look in the mirror I'm just a girl but look inside and you'll see I'm more than you can imagine I'm rough around the edges crazy outside but beautiful insideout
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Surround yourself with people who make you smile ;-)
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says, Life is a beautiful dance, so turn up the music, let loose and have fun!!! Who cares if anyone is watching, happiness is contagious!!
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If less is more, then I have everything!
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they's so fat, I bet they floated 800m for their swimming badge :)
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ATTENTION FACEBOOK READERS : Due to unforeseen circumstances , Mondays will now be canceled until further notice. Saturdays will now be extended until Tuesday.
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Thank u!
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NOW HIRING: a cuddle buddy, 9pm-7am, $0 p/h w. NO BENEFITS!!
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meeting you was my favorite accident :)
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And they sed 'Okay i'll ask someone else' :P
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sorry La la dipseys dead :(
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I'm not crazy, I'm normal
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omg the purple gummy bear is staring at me again and telling me its going to eat me but it doesn't have teeth
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eminem is not afraid to turn Justin Bieber into a baby omg usha ludicrous and Katey perry watching fireworks and dancing with California girlz
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Unicorn- a confused horse with a strap-on
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Is in a truthful mood , ask me any question you want and i will answer it truthfully , inbox only :)
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have you farted? what never
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You people are crazy! I know...I can recognize my kind.
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