Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.
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's got their crayons and helmet.let's go!
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Diet Tip: Don't put a magnet on the fridge that "oinks" every time you open the door-
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People are like days of the week. There's' something different about each one. Some you can't wait to see go, and some you wish you could hold onto forever.
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top tip of the day! if your in bed with your head under the covers and you have gas DON'T FART!! it turns very quickly into a gas chamber!!!
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if you were little and watched twilight now what would you do
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's halo sparkles!!
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Anticipation is going to drive me absolutely, utterly INSANE!!! Not good at waiting, even if it is for something GOOD.
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B: hide under your bed
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If we learn from our mistakes then I am REALLY smart:)
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I am upright and with a pulse.
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!!!WARNING!!! I will cross every line you put up only to challenge your defense of sanity!
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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" I think so, Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?
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nobody can appreciate your existence,
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Karma is a bitch. Remember that.(;
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oh no... my green gummy bear is eating my insides, SOMEONE DO SURGERY WITH A FORK!
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You know Facebook has taken over your lives when the only way you can get a hold of your kids, friends and family is through a Facebook Message!
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wants to know.. if you could change one thing about me , what would it be ??? feel free to comment..
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is blowing bubbles...that's rite, be jealous
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