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People are like days of the week. There's' something different about each one. Some you can't wait to see go, and some you wish you could hold onto forever.
knows they's been playing too much Guitar Hero when they hears a song on the radio and is like, "Red, Green, Red, Blue, Yellow."
's got their crayons and helmet.let's go!
Tonight... I'm drinking until I'm someone Else's problem!
!!!WARNING!!! I will cross every line you put up only to challenge your defense of sanity!
Happy Fucking Halloween. Be Very Safe. Remember the Freaks comes out at night, Boo
i am a Parana
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" I think so, Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?
Karma is a bitch. Remember that.(;
B: hide under your bed
's halo sparkles!!
If we learn from our mistakes then I am REALLY smart:)
wants to know.. if you could change one thing about me , what would it be ??? feel free to comment..
You know Facebook has taken over your lives when the only way you can get a hold of your kids, friends and family is through a Facebook Message!
Diet Tip: Don't put a magnet on the fridge that "oinks" every time you open the door-
I am upright and with a pulse.
is blowing bubbles...that's rite, be jealous
oh no... my green gummy bear is eating my insides, SOMEONE DO SURGERY WITH A FORK!