Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.
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~ Behind every drama there's a director!
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grandpa Farve is going in for the pass. sacked. ouch, broke a hip.
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A grilled cheese sandwich with ketchup is better than bad sex. & bad sex is better than no sex at all.
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Rihanna needs help. they likes it when people lie to their, they likes a rude boy and they doesn't even know their own name!
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With my toes in the sand and a beer in my hand; wouldn't it be grand?
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seriously now where did my crayons go
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Sophie Zsa Grant waz ere 2k11
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every1 always says imma bitch so i reply with ND PROUD
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don't let me fall...i can't...y??? i have no hands!!! your a jerk!!!
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Hows Life? Is it crazy like mine?
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GOD: a penny
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when you were younger your parents said never talk to strangers, but if you never talked to strangers how did you make friends??
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Well, speaking as an intellectual, I wholeheartedly believe that paperclips are the larval stages of wire coat hangers.
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2.paste: Justin Bieber has a dick
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rose are red vi lots are blue i want to gang bang you
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Stayin on the phone with your friend till 4:00 in the morning, priceless. Now lets get some sleep. Go slackers of the world!
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thinks you get the best stories from bad decisions. And boy do I have some stories.
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Get to steppin, stupid slut. they doesn't want you. POINT BLANK! :)
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