Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.
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Getting hurt is like boys' jobs. Last summer Jake actually fractured their ass doing a cannonball into the bathtub.
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say, "The true meaning of being crazy is not talking to yourself, it's not answering yourself, it's when you ask yourself to repeat what you just said"!!
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Everyone says I over react but just because I locked myself in a bathroom and cried for 2 hours because I brook my purple crayon doesn't prove anything
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oh great ! now the voices in my head are speaking spanish !
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When was the last time I pinched your ass? That's right, I knew it was familiar.
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Life has not given me lemons. Life has given me brussel sprouts. There is nothing you can do with brussel sprouts other than vomit, just like life!
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you:i hate my life
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Micah: I know girl
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Thank you, people in front of me in the hallway, for walking extremely slow. I mean don't you have somewhere to go too? I need to go. Seriously MOVE NOW! My God
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1. Go to Google Maps 2. For the first location put Japan second put China 3. Go to #41 4. laugh and like
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No regrets...Only fun stories!
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that's who I am so wait in line to tell me I'm wrong idiots
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don't you just hate when you cant remember. wait what i am sorry i forgot
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Don't date your ex. They're an ex for a reason. An Example of what you should never do again!
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Fill in the blanks: I'm gonna ___ you like ___ . You have never ____ anyone like ___. If you ___, then I will ___ all over your ___. Have ___ and then ___ me.
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in the car, in bed, in the bathroom...i Love doing it and i like it FAST !!! Yup I love texting...What was your dirty mind thinking? Hmmm !!
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How much nom could an om nom nom if an om nom could om noms?
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Doing nothing is very hard to do, your never know when your finished.
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