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Research has shown that a poor sex life will lead to a stroke.
Schwarzenegger is making yet another Terminator film. I'm not saying he's old, but this time Sarah Connor will be played by Angela Lansbury.
Finding someone you want to sleep with is easy. It's finding someone you want to wake up with that's difficult.
The Fourth of July is an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.
They're making a Taken 3. I'm starting to think Liam Neeson's very particular set of skills suck.
iam looking for a man who derserve a key to my heart
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date.
Why does everyone want me to come out of my comfort zone? I worked really hard to get there.
hello iam lokking for a man to love me just the way iam i am a easy going woman
I’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more. I don’t even know where sandwiches live...
If by "help you cook" you mean drink wine in the kitchen while you do the work, then yes, I'd love to help you cook.
I named my dog "5 miles". That way I can tell people "I walk 5 miles everyday!"
I had a date with my treadmill recently, we aren't working out.
Isnt it funny how you hate hatters but yet you hate how this person has this and you dont !!