Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.

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I'm losing weight, but I'm losing my boobs and butt too now should i be happy? :(
wants to know: If you were stranded on a deserted island, what 3 items would you like to have with you? (Comment your answers)
why do the green bay have to go the super bowl this year.. it should have been the bear GO BEARS
warning, may bite if provoked...consider yourself warned!
walking down the ally with your son do you have to go potty no later on you have to go potty now NO walk in a store i have to go do you NO DADDY MY PENIS NO PEE
"I shall call them 'Squishy,' and they shall be mine, and they shall be my Squishy."
N:Wizards of Waverly Place
Fool people into thinking you are an octopus by drinking several litres of ink and farting every-time someone startles you.
I am here! Wishing I was there. Where's there? Anywhere but here.
Dear Fairy Godmother, We need to talk.
forgot to mention I took my "Fukitol" and "Bitchatol" pills this morning, so if I don't respond you know why...
says .. if common sense
Girls are the reason for global warming coz they are too Hot :D
when you look at someone and you think hm mm, wonder if they sleep with their eyes open because i know i do at least
33 -this is thirty three, 22 -this is twenty two, so shouldn't this, 11, be onety one?
Men just need a time and place.
is standing in a pile of trash and clothes and thinking. cant i just throw it all away and said i thought it was all trash.. hm


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