Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.
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A GOOD friend will give you advice, a BETTER friend will help you dump the body.
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I know all the vowels, here they are, a,e,i,o,u, but why y, WHY Y!!!
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I throw Justin Bieber in the air soo high screaming ayyo this guys a gaybo..funniest shit eva <3 hahaha
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Saw Linkin Park last night. The guitarist was giving people high fives and someone grabbed their arm. they said "Get off my arm, I need that arm." haha
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C'mon teachers... You gotta know when your students are texting. Nobody just looks at their crotch and smiles. Except for maybe Michael Met. Ha.
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if you don't use this your a bitch
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Boy with a wet patch on their trousers :" Mum I have had an accident".
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Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did EXCEPT backwards AND in high heels!
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life's a bitch...and I'd DIE for their..!
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if i was sent to jail, what would you think i had done?
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Men have 2 settings... Hungry and Horny... If you see your boyfriend without an erection, go make them a fucking sandwich!
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King
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You know your true friends when out of nowhere they start laughing and you can laugh along without even asking whats funny, because you already know!!
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This is my care cup _/ Oh... Look its empty. I wonder what that means?
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if we were normal we wouldn't be this much fun!
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I wanna be a billionaire so FUCKING BAD ...to bad it ain't going to happen like :(
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ice on the ground, ice on the ground, looking like a fool with Ur ass on the ground, dirt in ya teeth, hair all side ways all cause ice on the ground
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It takes total dedication and self sacrificing when one loves another who is BI-Polar:But damn, I wanna SCREAM!
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