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~ Behind every drama there's a director!
grandpa Farve is going in for the pass. sacked. ouch, broke a hip.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A grilled cheese sandwich with ketchup is better than bad sex. & bad sex is better than no sex at all.
Rihanna needs help. they likes it when people lie to their, they likes a rude boy and they doesn't even know their own name!
With my toes in the sand and a beer in my hand; wouldn't it be grand?
seriously now where did my crayons go
Sophie Zsa Grant waz ere 2k11
every1 always says imma bitch so i reply with ND PROUD
don't let me fall...i can't...y??? i have no hands!!! your a jerk!!!
Hows Life? Is it crazy like mine?
GOD: a penny
when you were younger your parents said never talk to strangers, but if you never talked to strangers how did you make friends??
Well, speaking as an intellectual, I wholeheartedly believe that paperclips are the larval stages of wire coat hangers.
2.paste: Justin Bieber has a dick
rose are red vi lots are blue i want to gang bang you
Stayin on the phone with your friend till 4:00 in the morning, priceless. Now lets get some sleep. Go slackers of the world!
thinks you get the best stories from bad decisions. And boy do I have some stories.
Get to steppin, stupid slut. they doesn't want you. POINT BLANK! :)