You can get your favourite quotes as a cute picture for your timeline, just click one of the image icons under the facebook status that you like.
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I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
first person to 'like' this status will be my middle name for a whole week. post this on you status if you dare
I hate cold weather, I swear if I see one more snow flake I will kick Old Man Winter in their snow balls and they will taste snow cream for days...
Sometimes I just want to head butt you in the face !
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper!! And funnier to watch when people react to it!
Dear teacher, Can you please keep it down. I'm trying to sleep. Sincerely, the student in the back
--lol-- < that's you when i dump you and throw you in the pool!
Has anyone with explosive diarrhea ever thought "you know, this time I'll go with normal strength Imodium."
Facebook does wonders for paranoia!!
drowning my computer in the toilet
Caution: I behave badly
You did WHAT with WHO for HOW many cookies??
When people throw skittles at me and say taste the rainbow i throw M&M's back and yell I'M NOT AFRAID
You know your a wimp when you can barley move the coffee table
Two years ago I married a cute young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce them.
don't you just love those songs where your mood totally changes and you just feel like dancing and jumping around!!!
your in the dictionary! Under weirdo
I know all the vowels, here they are, a,e,i,o,u, but why y, WHY Y!!!