Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.
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I'm not good in relationships. My last relationship ended when I didn't open the car door for her. Instead I just swam up to the surface.
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Periods are ridiculous. Females shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.
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So there are these "Don't start forest fires" commercials telling me to "Get my Smokey on." All I can think is, if an anthropomorphic bear in a pair of jeans and a ranger hat comes up and tells me not to set stuff on fire, I probably already did.
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For every photo a girl posts of herself, there are 27 others in the exact same pose that weren't quite good enough.
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Reading that California now has the Powerball. I'm confused. Hasn't Lance Armstrong lived here for years?
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this person is person how person to person get person sum one person stupid person busy people) :P read it without the person :)
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Whenever I feel intimidated by someone I imagine them drinking out of a hamster water bottle.
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"Go left at the chopsticks in the road" - Chinese directions
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I won the Twister contest hands-down.
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OK, I'm not an advertising specialist but seriously McDonald's, what the hell were you thinking?!? Somebody asked me the other day if I'd tried a McDonald's McWrap. I said "Why would I eat something called McCrap?!?"
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The current U.S. flag was designed by a 17 years old student. Sad but true, he only got a B minus for the project.
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Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists up there waiting for you.
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The president of Uruguay is the poorest president in the world because he donates 90% of his salary to charity.
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I'll never understand why cartoon pictures of the sun always depict it wearing sunglasses. What exactly would it be protecting its eyes from?
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Here's a list of things I like:
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If I start to spell your name the right way, please don't interrupt me with whatever wrong way your parents chose to spell it.
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If you can quote the whole ''Step Brothers'' movie then we'll get along just fine.
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The easiest way for me to lose inches is to switch to the metric system.
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