Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.
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--lol-- < that's you when i dump you and throw you in the pool!
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Way to become a celebrity: Get a dog so small, it shakes when we blow on it. If its bigger than your phone, you.. you can't have it. Dumb nut. :)
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Some teens are out having sex, partying, doing drugs, drinking, but I'm the kind who is having basketball practice, on Facebook, doing homework, & drinking soda
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Facebook is like DAVID CAMERON'S ass, full of shit!!
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Two years ago I married a cute young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce them.
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Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper!! And funnier to watch when people react to it!
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You know your a wimp when you can barley move the coffee table
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is having fun singing: i love you, you love me let's all try and stabb barney, with a great big gun, barney's on the bed, quickly chop barneys big head!!!
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Allergy alert: This status contains NUTS
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your in the dictionary! Under weirdo
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Caution: I behave badly
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Sometimes I just want to head butt you in the face !
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first person to 'like' this status will be my middle name for a whole week. post this on you status if you dare
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decided to drink alcohol on days that end with the letter Y
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When people throw skittles at me and say taste the rainbow i throw M&M's back and yell I'M NOT AFRAID
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I hate cold weather, I swear if I see one more snow flake I will kick Old Man Winter in their snow balls and they will taste snow cream for days...
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"WHAT come on I thought we were buddies."
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IF you ever come back and piss me off or hurt me WATCH OUT! I will punch your fucking head in!
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