Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.
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So there are these "Don't start forest fires" commercials telling me to "Get my Smokey on." All I can think is, if an anthropomorphic bear in a pair of jeans and a ranger hat comes up and tells me not to set stuff on fire, I probably already did.
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Do you ever feel like everyone is looking at you like they know your little dirty secret, and you can't even remember what it is. lol
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"me" i meant the rapper
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..has absolutely no intention of behaving themself..so they's not even going to pretend to ;)
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The current U.S. flag was designed by a 17 years old student. Sad but true, he only got a B minus for the project.
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Me 5y old:Daddy can I be a princess? Daddy:you can be everything you want! Me 28y old:Daddy can I be a princess? Daddy: did you already took your meds today?
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"Go left at the chopsticks in the road" - Chinese directions
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Thought they shit themself but they only farted!!
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this person is person how person to person get person sum one person stupid person busy people) :P read it without the person :)
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Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word.
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had a great night last night...well from what I've been told i did anyway ;-)
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I won the Twister contest hands-down.
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it's always good to take the time to look through other peoples photos...everyone needs a good laugh now and then!!
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If I start to spell your name the right way, please don't interrupt me with whatever wrong way your parents chose to spell it.
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the smart people say that it takes skill to be a ninja 0% of them were right. the idiots got it all >:)
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I'm not good in relationships. My last relationship ended when I didn't open the car door for her. Instead I just swam up to the surface.
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Tip for summer: Never get your lip balm and your glue stick mixed up.
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wonders--if they squeeze olives to make olive oil, how do they make baby oil?
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