Funny Facebook Statuses

Research shows that funny Facebook statuses are the ones that generally get the most positive reaction from readers. Being light-hearted and funny is definitely the way to win approval from large numbers of Facebook users, and funny Facebook statuses are the best way to go about it. For those who are not naturally funny, there are lots of Facebook statuses about funny things available here.
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Men, we failed we just can never understand the woman's logic, so give up trying, nod your head, and say thank you for still loving us anyway
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I may be crazy, funny,random, and slightly insane.. but u gotta love me :D
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I can't take this long distance relationship anymore... Fridge, you're coming to my room
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While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body, but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
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I hate it when someone turns the lights on while I`m asleep and I`m all like (o__-)
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I'm actually really nice, until you annoy me.
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The best memories come from bad ideas.
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Say this out loud fast: ''U R 2 6 C I 1 2 4 Q.''
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Balloons are so weird. "Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."
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A baby just smiled at me and now I want... Nope, it's crying now. Nope.
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Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
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One night, as I as lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: "What the fuck happened to the roof?"
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Have you ever noticed that it's impossible to make pinching your elbow hurt?
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Me: ''Hola! Como estas? :)'' Spanish guy: *Speaks mad fast Spanish* Me: ''Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet!''
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It's 10 degrees here today. I just keyed someone's car with my nipples.
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When I say '' It's a long story'' It usually means I just dont want to tell you it.
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When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
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I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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