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Funny crazy Facebook Statuses
ATTENTION CUSTOMERS, ATTENTION CUSTOMERS!! fuck you!!, that is all
is going to walmart and Walk up to complete strangers and say, Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!. etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
OK, Santa, i know i been a BAD girl, but admit, you enjoyed it just as much as I did ;)
A blonde's computer says 'Press any key to start'. they sits there for 10 minutes looking at their keyboard then shouts 'WHERE IS THE 'ANY' KEY'?!
got thrown out of Wal-Mart today. No one thought it was funny when I went into the dressing room and yelled "Hey! I'm outta toilet paper in here!"
Really? You're kidding! omg! wtf! Seriously? WOW! LOL
( Don't worry its just M&M's, want some? )
Is so glad McDonald's don't sell hot dogs. I can't even begin to imagine myself asking for a McWeiner and don't even get me started on Super-Sizing! lol
I went swimming with sharks today! Here's a picture:___/_o/__/___
is going to go to walmart and Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here.
i want to go to Walmart and yell "i found a hundred dollar bill on the floor"and count how many people run over
Just saw a Facebook group: "Hi, I'm a bra. I touch your girlfriend's boobs every day... Jealous yet? ;D"
Joke's on them, my girlfriend doesn't need a bra yet
says...your invisible friend told my invisible friend that you are crazy--so I took them both out, because that's what real friends do.
WARNING: May trip suddenly over nothing at all
Oh no! A flood! It's okay, I've got my ShamWow.. Problem solved. :)
I so didn't run into the wall
says: fishing is every person's best friend...
Friend: who the fuck you talking to? fishing is bloody boring! hooray you caught a fish!
Its all fucked up..
doesn't get how paper beats rock because if u stand in front of me and i through a rock at u try and protect yourself with a frig-in peace of paper dumb ass
Wtf... sighs and gets up to go see what they wanted
share the helmet! Damn it I wanna lick the window too!
Crayons? Check! colouring book? Check! Lunch box? Check! Well what the hell are ya waiting for, get your ass on the bus!!
Smile people will wonder what your up! But grin like crazy and they will want to know what the hell you just did!!
McDonald's helping men grow boobs since 1923! Ha ha ha oh the burgers!
Dude: Sorry i didn't see you there
escaped in the laundry cart from the mental institution. It smelled bad, but I did it!