Fun Facebook Statuses

Fun #678575

WARNING!!! My indian name is... Slapahoe!!

Fun #652254

If you had 3 wishes to make - just what would you wish for?

Fun #645143

I just noticed that immature spells I'm mature :P

Fun #653041

if your stuck in a freezer on the moon and your water bottle dies how many pizzas do you have to eat the get to Narnia? None,Tissues don't have legs!

Fun #653470

is 100% sure that you are looking at my status. (:

Fun #662326

Muslims burn poppies we burn Muslims...MUSLIM UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS

Fun #675456

thinks it's funny when people say, 'Eww... it tastes like shit!' What I want to know is how do they know what shit tastes like???

Fun #661720

Me: Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who the biggest bitch of them all?

Fun #634442

Did you ever feel the need to stick dynamite up someone anal cavity and light it.Well... i need about 12 sticks.~Gino Vac

Fun #647049

I shall call them squishy and they shall be mine. and they shall be my squishy Ouch!!! Bad Squishy!!! Bad!

Fun #678648

was asked by a Police Officer. "Where were you between 4 and 6?" I replied.. "Infant School you tard!!"

Fun #654351

is Happy & Sleepy, but not Sneezy...was a bit Dopey earlier...and Grumpy yesterday after I saw the Doc who made me Bashful.

Fun #629389

Advice of the Day! -"Always wash your hands after handling money. You don't know what part of a stripper or lawyer it may have touched."

Fun #664745

OK say this out loud HeHaww HeHaww Heehaw

Fun #663350

Never baptise a cat. Apparently they don't like it when you try to save their soul. Trust me. . .

Fun #650978

If I win the lotto Who wants to share it with me? tell me underneath and give me a reason why ...Oh and "because u love me" Isn't a reason

Fun #666978

Real Women Have Curves...Not the body of a 12 year old Boy!!!

Fun #671242

Sometimes we'll be piled on the couch wearing sweats, watching our favorite TV show, and Ill realize that this every day, no-big-deal moment is my happiness

Fun #653087

ill be truthful for 1 hour you can ask me anything (only in my inbox) and i will answer honestly, i dare you to put this on your status and see what question

Fun #686280

you might have noticed that I've redecorated my house.yes it's a Christmas theme, but I've looked around and found it's very popular in Feb/Mar

Fun #646582

I need a little time today to sit down and rest my wings.

Fun #670049

So you think I am a bitch

Fun #652727

If you wanna hug me "like

Fun #628121

<~~ is available by prescription only. Ask your doctor if this profile is right for you.

Fun #662178

money ?

Fun #653429

Instructions to make your ass vibrate.