Facebook Facebook Statuses

Facebook #664651

oh so you got time to "like" my status but don't have time to talk to me?

Facebook #673674

The police sent me a photo of my car speeding, so I sent them a picture of my check.

Facebook #641392

Help Facebook kidnapped me!

Facebook #634771

do you ever find yourself going 2 another site but ending up on Facebook?

Facebook #683482

wonders how many people can go a whole week without going on Facebook?

Facebook #677135

tried POKING people in real life. Surprisingly, doesn't go down that well

Facebook #635904

don't you love it when you log into Facebook cause you're bored then log out cause you're still bored & 1 minute later log back in cause you're even more bored

Facebook #637180

FACE-BOOK.

Facebook #634715

do they have support groups for Facebook addiction? Wait I bet they have one on Facebook.

Facebook #687641

^^^ I'm a teenager, this is my dictionary (;

Facebook #655043

is off to read a Real Book and not Face Book

Facebook #666070

people say that youtube twitter and facebook are going to make a website youtwitface.com well i looked and it has actually happend look it up.

Facebook #627719

5% Concentration + 5% Motivation + 90% boredom = 10% Study time + 90% Facebook time = 100% EPIC FAIL

Facebook #642830

I am NOT addicted to Farmville and Facebook. Ooh, a watering can, sorry what were you saying again.

Facebook #674667

there's a new website out now. it's a combination of Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook; it's called 'youtwitface.com'

Facebook #678557

WARNING! FB will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower fondle your butt & pinch you. Go to Privacy>Personal>Bathroom>Fondling uncheck Shenanigans.

Facebook #667344

Remember, it's not the quantity of friends that's important, it's the quality of friends.

Facebook #671756

step 3 log in msn

Facebook #683151

Wishes that there was a way that my FB Apps (cafeworld, farmville, yoville, petville, etc) had a way of transferring the money we make into our bank accounts :D

Facebook #642909

I am pretty sure my husband hates the inventor of Facebook

Facebook #663092

my space is going to change their name to facebooksbitch.com :)

Facebook #683675

wonders why Facebook is so addicting and how I always end up on it no matter what I got on the computer for!

Facebook #683801

wonders, if Youtube, Twitter, Myspace and Facebook were put together to form on site, would it be called; YouTwitMyface?

Facebook #681930

Who ever said you could not find true love on Facebook was stupid

Facebook #657252

It's not called stalking...it's called investigating!!

Facebook #637246

Facebook should offer me a job, I am on here too much!!