Evil Facebook Statuses

In this day and age, evil is not necessarily such a bad thing, at least when approached in a light-hearted fashion in evil Facebook statuses. On the other hand, condemning bad things, via Facebook statuses about evil, is also a good way to snag attention from friends and family. You are free to choose the style of evil Facebook statuses that best suit your individual needs.
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woke up and the devil was in my room and when they saw my eyes where open they yelled "DON'T HURT ME I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!" so if i where you i wouldn't mess with me
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Don't ask me why I'm NOT smiling. It's when I DO smile that you need to worry. >)
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"Go to Hell" "uhh I cant moron, The devil still has that restraining order on me" XD
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You have been talking for an hour now and I haven't heard a thing due to the voices in my head screaming "KILL IT! KILL IT! IT WON'T SHUT UP!!"
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Thinks they would be doing the world a favor if a certain person just "vanished" 3;)
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has decided that being nice and quiet is no longer an option... the DEVIL has come to play watch out the bitch is back ...
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Passando mal
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HURT ME: With the power of Ur Dark Side
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they keep hiding the sharp objects... but no one ever thinks to hide the baseball bat >:)
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if i randomly stare into the distance and smile i suggest you run for dear life =)
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Hey bitch, don't you ever realise that I'm EVIL and your just "mean"
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Says "you call me evil I take it as a compliment, but you call me a phycopath I'll kill you with whatever I'm holding even if its a cotton ball!" Tee-Hee!
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wanna know why I hate Twilight? FINE! In real life, men who sparkle, are just not that into girls.
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if I'm quiet you might want to think about either shutting up or running like all hell broke loose. 'cause I'm about to get 2 things:Duct tape,and a knife!
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says if you think I'm evil now, get inside my head and see what evil really is
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EVERYONE BE QUIET!!! The voices in my head gave me a very good idea! (If I were you I would run.)
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punch me i punch you harder slap me i slap you harder. hurt my Friend and your face is going to meet my foot
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I may be smiling but you don't know what evil thoughts are going through my head! Mwhahaha
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