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woke up and the devil was in my room and when they saw my eyes where open they yelled "DON'T HURT ME I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!" so if i where you i wouldn't mess with me
Don't ask me why I'm NOT smiling. It's when I DO smile that you need to worry. >)
"Go to Hell" "uhh I cant moron, The devil still has that restraining order on me" XD
You have been talking for an hour now and I haven't heard a thing due to the voices in my head screaming "KILL IT! KILL IT! IT WON'T SHUT UP!!"
they keep hiding the sharp objects... but no one ever thinks to hide the baseball bat >:)
has decided that being nice and quiet is no longer an option... the DEVIL has come to play watch out the bitch is back ...
HURT ME: With the power of Ur Dark Side
I may be smiling but you don't know what evil thoughts are going through my head! Mwhahaha
if i randomly stare into the distance and smile i suggest you run for dear life =)
Hey bitch, don't you ever realise that I'm EVIL and your just "mean"
Says "you call me evil I take it as a compliment, but you call me a phycopath I'll kill you with whatever I'm holding even if its a cotton ball!" Tee-Hee!
wanna know why I hate Twilight? FINE! In real life, men who sparkle, are just not that into girls.
if I'm quiet you might want to think about either shutting up or running like all hell broke loose. 'cause I'm about to get 2 things:Duct tape,and a knife!
says if you think I'm evil now, get inside my head and see what evil really is
Thinks they would be doing the world a favor if a certain person just "vanished" 3;)
punch me i punch you harder slap me i slap you harder. hurt my Friend and your face is going to meet my foot
Woke up this morning and thought, what the hell I think I'll take over the world today.