Evil Facebook Statuses

Evil #640060

has a plastic sword and is NOT afraid to use it! FEAR ME!

Evil #665849

People ask me why I'm evil? to which i reply, have you tried being nice?! evil is sooooooo much more fun!

Evil #687623

[X] Chainsaw

Evil #662588

my fist will get very acquainted with your face

Evil #685426

You have been talking for an hour now and I haven't heard a thing due to the voices in my head screaming "KILL IT! KILL IT! IT WON'T SHUT UP!!"

Evil #636965

Everyone run for their lives!

Evil #680065

What? I do too have a halo! Where is it? Errrrr...Ummm... It's just out being polished. YEAH! We'll go with that one!

Evil #640226

has decided that being nice and quiet is no longer an option... the DEVIL has come to play watch out the bitch is back ...

Evil #680767

When life gives you lemons choke on them and die you stupid lemon eater!!

Evil #675631

thinks that a bottle of crazy glue will make them pay more attention!!

Evil #625752

"When it comes to choosing between two evils, I choose the one I haven't done before." Mae West

Evil #637672

Finding someone who wants you, And then scaring the hell out of them because you're evil like that, And they still want you and accept you, now that's love! :)

Evil #671773

Stewie Griffin and the devil get in to a fight Stewie pull out a nuke and nuke the f**king nuke the pick

Evil #658260

Just once Id Like to dress Up a little Person like a little leprechaun and have them run down the street throwing lucky charms at people screaming Run away

Evil #648030

i was told today that I'm not mean I'm evil... i just smiled and said yep my mommy taught me well!! =]

Evil #674783

theres dark meat, white meat, and the other white meat, theres also good, evil, and the other kind of evil, im the other kind of evil

Evil #688005

~~~|o|~~~ <<< they's drowning! (muhahaha i thew them in!) ohhhhh looky! here comes a shark!~~~^~|o|~^~~~ bye bye ~~~~~ peaceful waters OH!look there's blood!

Evil #680409

When I get pissed, the devil runs like a little bitch.

Evil #655890

is thinking.. Which one do I pick? The Red one with horns and a pitchfork OR the one with the pretty white wings?..I think I will go with the Red one :D

Evil #679380

Well, If you'll excuse me I have minds to corrupt and values to warp! Be back when I'm done!

Evil #642149

how come our flag offends them but our benefits don't :)

Evil #667954

says "I will live forever cause I'm too naughty for heaven, and the devil sees me as a threat" so i say BE WARNED ! seriously

Evil #655465

is smiling...that alone should scare the shit out of you!

Evil #673263

the little angel on my shoulder quit it decided it can't keep up with the little devil on the other.

Evil #663537

never realized this before but did u know the devils scared of me? ya last time i seen them they started screaming and ran away, now they put a restraing order on me

Evil #632903

cant wait to watch the fucking world burn