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Has spent the last week following that white line that leads to the polka dotted penguin's cave, cause that fucker stole my skittles & my sanity!!!
Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end. Spark it up and get fucked up and pass it to a friend!
have you ever looked at 1 of your exes and thought "What the f*ck was I smoking when I agreed to go out with them?"
says If the ocean was weed & i was a duck Id swim 2 the bottom & smoke my way up but the ocean aint weed & I aint a duck so pass me the bong & shut the fuck up!
when all seems bad and life seems tragic. smoke a spliff its fuckin magic
tombstone it shall be seen: here lies the bones of a smoking machine
Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
roll roll roll the joint...pass it down the line... take a hit and hold it in. and now your feeling fine(:
"is my love your drug?" - No, your love is what makes me need to take drugs!
When a long-time drug addict tells you they aren't doing drugs anymore, you can bet your sweet ass that they aren't doing them any LESS, either!
I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument
juuust waitin' for the meds to kick in...
My momma always told me "If it's green it's good" :D
Little Druggie, Sat In their Buggy Smokin A Joint Of Weed, Along Came A Spider And Sat Down Beside them And Sold them A Kilo Of Speed
ring around the pot tree, pocket full of Ecstasy, ashes ashes, we all get high.
roll roll roll your blunt pass it down the line, take a toke an hold your smoke an blow your fuckin mind
"PHARMACY NOTIFICATION". ...... as of January 2009 viagra will only be available under its chemical name. Please ask your pharmacist for MYCOXAFLOPIN
It's hard to understand addiction, it's even harder to live with it.