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Facebook Statuses About Drugs
To be fair, drugs are quite a controversial topic, so you should be careful about posting Facebook statuses about drugs. On the other hand, drugs Facebook statuses will generally get some kind of reaction on social networking sites. This could be either positive or negative, depending on the views of your friends and family when they read drugs Facebook statuses in their Timeline.
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says If the ocean was weed & i was a duck Id swim 2 the bottom & smoke my way up but the ocean aint weed & I aint a duck so pass me the bong & shut the fuck up!
Oh No Partner! You found weed growing on your farm! Would you like to share with your friends?
When a long-time drug addict tells you they aren't doing drugs anymore, you can bet your sweet ass that they aren't doing them any LESS, either!
tombstone it shall be seen: here lies the bones of a smoking machine
have you ever looked at 1 of your exes and thought "What the f*ck was I smoking when I agreed to go out with them?"
next---dirtball
i love walking on the beach with my girlfriend . . until the LSD wears off then i just carry on dragging a stolen mannequin round the car park
I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument
fuck the coppers sniff the poppers :)
Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
don't underestimate me, i have SMALL PERSONS DISORDER!!
u gotta get fucked up
roll roll roll the joint...pass it down the line... take a hit and hold it in. and now your feeling fine(:
Has spent the last week following that white line that leads to the polka dotted penguin's cave, cause that fucker stole my skittles & my sanity!!!
It's hard to understand addiction, it's even harder to live with it.
when people tell me weed is bad for me, I simply reply,"I was told at a young age if it's green than its good for you"
Two ants on a woman's ass which on is the junkie??
roll roll roll your blunt pass it down the line, take a toke an hold your smoke an blow your fuckin mind