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says If the ocean was weed & i was a duck Id swim 2 the bottom & smoke my way up but the ocean aint weed & I aint a duck so pass me the bong & shut the fuck up!
Oh No Partner! You found weed growing on your farm! Would you like to share with your friends?
When a long-time drug addict tells you they aren't doing drugs anymore, you can bet your sweet ass that they aren't doing them any LESS, either!
tombstone it shall be seen: here lies the bones of a smoking machine
have you ever looked at 1 of your exes and thought "What the f*ck was I smoking when I agreed to go out with them?"
i love walking on the beach with my girlfriend . . until the LSD wears off then i just carry on dragging a stolen mannequin round the car park
I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument
fuck the coppers sniff the poppers :)
Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
don't underestimate me, i have SMALL PERSONS DISORDER!!
u gotta get fucked up
roll roll roll the joint...pass it down the line... take a hit and hold it in. and now your feeling fine(:
Has spent the last week following that white line that leads to the polka dotted penguin's cave, cause that fucker stole my skittles & my sanity!!!
It's hard to understand addiction, it's even harder to live with it.
when people tell me weed is bad for me, I simply reply,"I was told at a young age if it's green than its good for you"
Two ants on a woman's ass which on is the junkie??
roll roll roll your blunt pass it down the line, take a toke an hold your smoke an blow your fuckin mind