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well I'm hanging with the devil on my shoulder again today the angel called in cause they couldn't keep up last night and is still drunk and having nightmares
When life throws you lemons, steal the Tequila and throw a party.
life is a waste of time.Time is a waste of life.Get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!!!
says the best way to avoid a hangover is to keep fucking drinking!!!
My doctor said I need to watch my drinking, so now I have to drink in front of the mirror
The More I drink the better my Idea's seem to get.
Some say the glass is half empty, others say its half full. i say fuck it! give me the bottle!!
forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday
is Thinking to QUIET Drinking. Quieting Date . Feb 30.:)
Gotta love drunk people, free entertainment =]
Oh sod it !
is "To drink, or not to drink...what a stupid question!"
You know you drank too much last night when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Says they's not an alcoholic I'm a beer consumer and right now theirs too much blood in my alcohol system.
Days like this are the reason alcohol was created...
I've discovered the secret to inner peace and outer happiness ... Ridiculous amounts of Rum
i had what the guy on the floor had, hahaha gonna be a good night!
Twinkle twinkle little star, I'd really rather be sitting at my favorite bar ...