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well I'm hanging with the devil on my shoulder again today the angel called in cause they couldn't keep up last night and is still drunk and having nightmares
is "To drink, or not to drink...what a stupid question!"
I'm an organ donor, but I'm pretty sure all they're going to use my liver for is "after" photos.
You know you drank too much last night when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Dear Captain Morgan, As you are sailing by could you please pick up my good friend Jack and I?
Days like this are the reason alcohol was created...
life is a waste of time.Time is a waste of life.Get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!!!
forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday
When life throws you lemons, steal the Tequila and throw a party.
Gotta love drunk people, free entertainment =]
Oh sod it !
Twinkle twinkle little star, I'd really rather be sitting at my favorite bar ...
I've discovered the secret to inner peace and outer happiness ... Ridiculous amounts of Rum
Says they's not an alcoholic I'm a beer consumer and right now theirs too much blood in my alcohol system.
is Thinking to QUIET Drinking. Quieting Date . Feb 30.:)
Some say the glass is half empty, others say its half full. i say fuck it! give me the bottle!!
says the best way to avoid a hangover is to keep fucking drinking!!!
My doctor said I need to watch my drinking, so now I have to drink in front of the mirror