Drinking Facebook Statuses

Drinking #653965

is drinking till I'm someone else's problem

Drinking #664985

Ol the bist for 9002

Drinking #646809

I read an article the other day that said, "if you drink every day you are an alcoholic." Thank god I only drink every night

Drinking #632499

But if you must lie, lie in each others arms

Drinking #667684

s got this little voice in their head saying " go on it's Friday... go out and get drunk you know you want to."

Drinking #636050

Driver: "Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"

Drinking #635017

doesn't like to drink alone. So I got on Facebook and had a beer. So now I'm drinking with my friends right??

Drinking #673333

The More I drink the better my Idea's seem to get.

Drinking #640553

has realized that it's not the alcohol that causes my hangovers it's the sleep... I felt great last night!!!

Drinking #632484

But I heard them exclaim as they drove out of sight,"Merry Christmas to all and to all a Bud Light!"

Drinking #644129

I drink so I can Tolerate others.

Drinking #644448

i had what the guy on the floor had, hahaha gonna be a good night!

Drinking #637687

finds it humorous when the news casts on where police checkpoints are gonna be set up and yet people STILL get busted at them!

Drinking #627627

3 tequila

Drinking #676120

This New Year's Eve don't drink and drive, Gas is over $ 3.00 a gallon!

Drinking #650302

I've never been to Texas but I've been in some states lol

Drinking #656395

is wondering...If alcohol kills germs shouldn't getting drunk be the solution to being sick?!

Drinking #648025

I was told that I had an alcohol problem, but I think me and Captain Morgan have it figured out..

Drinking #628565

A Friend will pick you up from the floor if your drunk, BUT.. A Best friend will clear a path through the crowd yelling "they's drunk MOVE!"

Drinking #658237

just lost my job in the spirit section at the super market. Someone came in and asked what out best port was, I said "Dover now f**k off"

Drinking #687701

~ apologizes in advance if you are listed in the top third of their Saturday nite Drink-N-Dial directory..

Drinking #669340

should i get drunk now or should i get very drunk now? or am i drunk already? id better have a drink and think about it

Drinking #676376

time flies when you're getting shitfaced

Drinking #675333

thinks are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both

Drinking #676350

Ti's the season to get shit faced fa lalala la la la la get me pissed f**k my brains out tra lalala la la la la all 2gether pissed forever fa lalala la la la la

Drinking #670437

some people see a glass as half full, some see it as half empty i just see it as "not be long before i need another BEER !!!