Crazy insane Facebook Statuses

Crazy insane #656135

is waiting for the world to realize we crazy people are really the sane ones!

Crazy insane #673042

The Flying Purple Wombats of Doom are attacking the Rainbow Squirrels of Retribution in my backyard! Where are the Jolly Chipmunks of Justice when you need them

Crazy insane #672866

The cookie monster smelled crumbs on my laptop and has chased me into my closet..Please somebody help me! My laptop is going dead and it's getting dark!

Crazy insane #653416

Instead of metal hospitals they should stick crazy people in the zoos. It would make going to the zoo much more interesting.

Crazy insane #625510

"Taste the rain-" "BITCH PUT MY SKITTLES DOWN!" the fuck wrong with you?

Crazy insane #643521

I DID NOT lose my mind! I didn't lose my mind I DIDN'T lose my mind...Ahhh crap I lost it

Crazy insane #643563

I didn't loose my marbles, the people in my head are playing with them and they wont give them back! I wish they would learn to share.

Crazy insane #666067

People say that you have to be insane to understand some of the things in life... well, I'm all set!

Crazy insane #648864

I'm a little tea pot short & stout, here is my handle, here is my handle-DAMN I'm a sugar bowl!

Crazy insane #664257

Nothing to worry about folks, the voices are all securely locked up. *siren sounds* Uh oh. everybody run! IT'S A JAILBREAK!

Crazy insane #679375

Well, I was almost asleep until the monster under my bed started humming the Superman theme song.

Crazy insane #633824

Dear Common Sense, I miss you please come home, before I do something else stupid. Love Me

Crazy insane #686727

You think I'm crazy you should see my mom & then you will see how crazy is see I'm not crazy oh shit the flying mouse is after me ahh see mom u rubbed off on me

Crazy insane #678240

Wants an app called PHARMville, so they can send notes to their friends like "really needing valuim or heavy narcotics soon"

Crazy insane #679376

Well, I WAS having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book and crayons..and they demands $100.00 for their return...What a stressful day!

Crazy insane #633566

Crazy?I was crazy once.My parents locked me in a round room and told me to sit in the corner. Corner? I couldn't find a corner! That bugged me.Bugs?I hate bugs.

Crazy insane #668729

says, you can tell you're going insane when you have an argument with yourself and lose. That's not true. Yes it is. No it's not. Yeah! NO! Fine!

Crazy insane #677601

u know it's because of people like u, that people like me have to take medication

Crazy insane #680413

when i go mad i think of things different like wat color does a smurf turn when u choke it?

Crazy insane #659220

let my personalities out for a night...I woke up with two hookers, a penguin, a pineapple, five teeth missing, and a tattoo that read "I'M FREE".

Crazy insane #645697

I love how you can push both slinkies and people down some stairs and your life suddenly lights up! <3 :P

Crazy insane #644770

I have been to the dark side... and their cookies SUCK!!

Crazy insane #626761

... If a flaming watermelon falls into a river a turns purple, how many gerbils does it take to unscrew a giraffe?

Crazy insane #656032

Is trying so hard to find their happy place!! But the evil thoughts and voices are distracting me :'(

Crazy insane #626762

... if i told you what was on my mind you would put me in a straight jacket...

Crazy insane #686155

You may think I'm crazy.. My friends KNOW I am! :-P