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OK, I laughed often (got stared at), I loved harder (one new restraining order), and I danced like no one was watching,.. THAT was when they locked me up! HELP!
Hey! Hey you! Yeah,you!I wanna tell you something!..Come here..What are you looking at?Oh my gosh, STALKER!LEAVE ME ALONE!
Muahahahahahahahaha I just saw a Purple Unicorn with a Blue Monkey holding a Red Lolly-pop and going over the Rainbow!! As you can see I'm really hyper!! :D
It's not so bad being crazy. You'll never run out of friends; even if they are imaginary. LOL
may come across as crazy and stressed out but trust me I've got everything under control :) now where did i put that chainsaw ha ha ha i found it ':D now run;p
My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
Here's the best advice of the day: If you call a psychic and they don't greet you by name, HANG UP!!!
Me Normal? WHO SAID THAT! I'll stab them with a gummy bear!
If you think I'm crazy, raise your hand...
next time your in wal-mart wear a plastic crown and get someone to push you around in the cart while you wave.-its amazing how many people will wave back :)
Boy i tell u what, my imaginary friend is really good at hide-n-seek, i haven't been able to find them for three days and i even asked the voices in my head.
You know, and I know you know and you know that I know you know what you know!
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!!
The purple monkeys are out to get me...I swear they are. They have teamed up the the sock eating garden gnomes...they are trying to invade my bubble wrap fort.
Scariest thought of the year... What if I had a twin? Oh how the people in this world would react =]
A dog will love you more then your wife... Don't believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.
I'm not crazy! I just have too much awesomeness for you to take. :P
would love go into a carpet store dressed as Aladdin, sit on one of those rectangle carpet samples and yell out "HOW DO WE GET THIS THING TO WORK?"