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OK, I laughed often (got stared at), I loved harder (one new restraining order), and I danced like no one was watching,.. THAT was when they locked me up! HELP!
I always carry a little crazy with me...you never know when it's going to come in handy ;)
Birdie birdie in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like soap and feels like spit, oh my God it's birdie shit!
<= is the reason Santa had to start a naughty list in the first place.
Muahahahahahahahaha I just saw a Purple Unicorn with a Blue Monkey holding a Red Lolly-pop and going over the Rainbow!! As you can see I'm really hyper!! :D
My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
You know, and I know you know and you know that I know you know what you know!
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If you think I'm crazy, raise your hand...
It's not so bad being crazy. You'll never run out of friends; even if they are imaginary. LOL
Hey! Hey you! Yeah,you!I wanna tell you something!..Come here..What are you looking at?Oh my gosh, STALKER!LEAVE ME ALONE!
I am a whole new kind of crazy today. Should be somewhat entertaining
The purple monkeys are out to get me...I swear they are. They have teamed up the the sock eating garden gnomes...they are trying to invade my bubble wrap fort.
would love go into a carpet store dressed as Aladdin, sit on one of those rectangle carpet samples and yell out "HOW DO WE GET THIS THING TO WORK?"
beware of the sock eating leprechauns, they could be in a dryer near you!
has lost their mind if found please return it so they can return to being somewhat normal.
I'm not crazy! I just have too much awesomeness for you to take. :P
my brain just left running down the street claiming i was crazy i started to chase it telling it to give me my voices back