Crazy Facebook Statuses

Crazy #680572

When I think about the people I hang out with, I start to worry about myself.

Crazy #656198

is wondering how does spongebob and Patric have campfires on the ocean floor, well I'm off to Weenie Hut Jr's, I'll be back with the answer soon.

Crazy #656442

Isn't crazy.. crazy is walking up and down the movie aisles saying "I am a hamster, I am a hamster.. I AM A HAMSTER!" I've only done that twice

Crazy #624730

"Fucking Birds!"

Crazy #634879

do you want to be my friend?i have to worn you i sometimes laugh to my self and it mite be because i farted and it tickled my butt-hole

Crazy #651026

If Im actually quiet dont ask me whats wrong cuz Im fine.. but you might wanna RUN!!

Crazy #663812

No I didn't escape, they let me out . . Then I ran !!

Crazy #633222

Clerk: 50 cent.

Crazy #628147

>that's unnormal.

Crazy #663054

My purple penguin SO beat your blue flying elephant!

Crazy #669528

Singing in the shower is dangerous! Want to know why? Cuz singing leads to dancing and dancing leads to slipping and that leads to broken bones! That's why! lol

Crazy #629318

Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.

Crazy #681737

whenever I hear the phrase "Anything is possible" I say "Have you ever tried to pull a push open door?"

Crazy #628136

> Who is that person?

Crazy #665071

omg! how did you know what i know that i thought i didn't know and then found out that you know what i think that i know. WHAT NOW!?

Crazy #680384

When I fell head over heels in love with you, I hit my head ;) Is that why I'm love crazy?

Crazy #638665

gets frustrated when the voices in their head are not available for questioning.

Crazy #651007

If I'm smiling it can only mean two things... your dead or I'm laughing in my mind. You might as well run for your life.

Crazy #629722

All the people who call me crazy need to realise...I'm having way more fun than you are right now!!

Crazy #663105

My teacher said they will send me down to the school psychologist if I keep talking to myself. I have decided to start passing notes to myself. : )

Crazy #642890

I am officially crazy. Last week apologized to the wall for running into it. Today I asked the table to hold my drink.

Crazy #637076

evil bitch? please that's what then called me in jail, you don;t wanna know what they called me in hell

Crazy #685181

You cannot have the self hugging jacket.It's mine.

Crazy #686030

you make fun of me for being crazy...your just jealous...because your normal ...BORING!!!

Crazy #684181

wut the heck kool aid man y did u put a hole n my wall??"OH YEAH" oh no naughty naughty kool aid

Crazy #663794

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.