Coffee Facebook Statuses

Coffee #634065

Dear Morning, I am so over you! Yo coffeemaker, what up hot stuff.

Coffee #677776

u266a u2665 u262e c_/ = music, love, peace, coffee

Coffee #633255

COFFEE ... the life giving liquid

Coffee #633294

COFFEE: Liquid life support!

Coffee #641447

Here coffee, coffee, coffee, Where are you? Coffee, coffee, coffee. Oh there you are. Come here coffee, let me drink you. Drink you up and you can keep me up.

Coffee #633263

Coffee has made me it's Bitch...ugh.

Coffee #649402

I'm not addicted to coffee, we're just in a committed relationship.

Coffee #648514

I would like to take a moment to thank you for all the hard work you do picking coffee beans, without which my day would never get started!

Coffee #665526

Only got up today to have a cup of coffee. Mission accomplished...I'm going back to bed!

Coffee #676048

This is my cup of coffee. There are many like it but this one is mine. Without me, my coffee is useless. Without my coffee, I am useless.

Coffee #652624

If you think Clint Eastwood is tough stand between me and my coffee pot. Do ya feel lucky? Well do ya?

Coffee #652917

If you're talking to me before I have my first coffee of the day, be prepared to duck when I start throwing stuff!

Coffee #662051

mmmmmm...Coffee!

Coffee #664547

Oh honey you are so good, I love the smell of you in the morning, you get my motor running, I need you,I love you, Mr Coffee you make my day.

Coffee #662046

Mmmm my coffee is sooo good...in a fight, my coffee would beat your coffee...and all your coffee's friends would want to be friends with my coffee...

Coffee #655120

is one of those people who needs a cup of coffee in order to be able to make a cup of coffee in the morning...

Coffee #633266

Coffee is an amazing drink. It keeps my blood pumping, and everybody else's from making a mess on the floor!

Coffee #672884

the day has begun... get ready, get set ... wait a minute, I need more coffee :)

Coffee #633116

chocolate. coffee.and a computer.-sigh- without these things, i am incomplete

Coffee #667062

really thinks that Starbucks should have a "happy hour" like Sonic!!

Coffee #672564

That first cup of coffee in the morning is like a cup of magic.

Coffee #676946

Today's cheerful disposition brought to you by that silly looking mustached man and their cute little ass. . .thank you Juan Valdez!

Coffee #650212

I've decided it's not the coffee I like, it's the YUMMY flavored creamers that are addicting!!

Coffee #653399

Instant Human just add COFFEE! adding...adding...adding...How much coffee is this going to take?

Coffee #626048

's days are split into BC and AC. Before Coffee and After Coffee. Engaging their BC is not recommended.

Coffee #678586

WARNING: Caffeine level not currently therapeutic. Approach at your own risk! ;)