Christmas Facebook Statuses

Christmas #683961

Would like to send Christmas wishes to their Mum and Dad in Heaven. Love you both. xx

Christmas #668083

Says All I Want For Christmas is something tall, cuddly and handsome with a sprinkling of tattoos and a temptingly sweet centre!

Christmas #676980

TODAY'S WEATHER: crappy, becoming crappy later, with continued crappy until tomorrow when the weather is expected to turn very crappy

Christmas #664611

oh my gosh, gotta get busy, only 364 more shopping days until Christmas!

Christmas #663161

My XMAS list...whipped cream, chocolate, handcuffs, half naked men, and oh, a new bed, broke last one...thank you Santa

Christmas #640048

has a lot in common with a Candy Cane ... we are both sweet but very twisted

Christmas #628967

a quick message to all who sent me good wishes for Christmas last year - they didn't work - so... this year can i have money, vouchers and alcohol please ;)

Christmas #634156

Dear Santa, I want a bottle of jack, a twelve pack of coke, & a sexy guy with an eight pack make it snappy or ill have to hold those reindeer you have hostage!

Christmas #634279

December 26th is call the official "DO NOTHING" Day in my book! Enjoy!

Christmas #657898

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg, stuck their butt in Pizza Hut and blew the place away, HEY! :O Just getting into the x-mas spirit. Don't mind me.

Christmas #678532

Warm house, Christmas tree full of beautiful decorations, hot cocoa, Christmas music, Christmas movies, presents, food, and family...love this time of year!

Christmas #687262

your family loves all the food, gifts, and decorations of Christmas but when it is time to put it away you can't find not one of them that says you need help

Christmas #679717

What happens when u light a fire on Christmas eve?

Christmas #634142

Dear Santa, i dont need anything for christmas this year. i have everything i could ever want & the most special gifts are the ones that call me "mom".

Christmas #667769

Santa: Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?

Christmas #667771

Santa: little girl, what would you like for Christmas?

Christmas #676235

Those who left for awhile and those who have stayed,

Christmas #673208

The holiday season is upon us...let us rejoice and put mistletoe in our back pockets so people may kiss our a**!

Christmas #662992

My new Years Resolutions this Year - Not To give a fuck about people who don't really matter in my life FACT, SO IF YOU DO MATTER PICK UP UR CRAYONS N RUN

Christmas #661891

Merry Christmas to all my friends! Wishing you & all your family much love, laughter, health & happiness this season and throughout 2011!

Christmas #679501

What are the similarities between Christmas and sex?? Both have a huge build up and can be over in seconds

Christmas #676445

tired didn't go to bed till 12:00 or 1:00 cant wait till tomorrow or Saturday

Christmas #653338

In the Spirit of Christmas, this IS the season to: love, give, share, forgive, hope, laugh, hug, & just enjoy our lives! So do what you can to spread the cheer!

Christmas #683964

would like to take a moment to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas! Season's greetings everyone, from my wall to yours!

Christmas #634174

Dear Santa, Please define "nice" so we get get some stuff cleared up...

Christmas #679351

Well the fat man's been and gone, roll on the Easter bunny. Warmer weather and loads of Chocolate . That's a winner on both counts