Blonde Facebook Status

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.
Blonde: Because in 2012 every SINGLE person would die!
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I am NOT blonde... I am a brilliant brunette with blonde moments! :D
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Guy and a blonde are at drive-in movies makin out. they says "Hey baby you wanna get in the back?" The blonde says "Nooooo I wanna stay up here with you. "
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2 Blondie's walk into a hospital, the come to a door with a plate that says ICU Blond#1: OMG we have a stalker! Blond#2: Call 911! Blond#1: I forget the #!
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2 blonds locked their keys in their cars, first blond says "i cant get in mine" other blond replies "hurry up looks like its going to rain and the roof is down"
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Brunette - "SHIT!" - sweet heart, it's Thursday
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How do you keep a Blondie from coming in your house?
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DUDE!! I LOST MY PHONE!! *but your..* oh god i gotta go find my phone bye!! *click* oh i should call my mom and tell their i cant find my phone :) hi mom..
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if us blondes are 'so' stupid, then why do we always get the hot guys?? =)
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Enimen don't come out of the Rapper it comes out of a BAG!!
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skydiving instructor says 2 pull the parachute when you can recognize the faces of people on the ground... blond says "what if i don't know anybody down there"
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how do you make a blond drown? You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool and tell them to go smell it
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