Blonde Facebook Status

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.
Blonde: Because in 2012 every SINGLE person would die!
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i went 2 the river. i saw a blond on the other side. i asked the blond,"how do i get 2 the other side?" the blond said," u ARE on the other side!"
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"My teacher yelled at me for something I didn't even do""What was they yelling at you about?""My homework"
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blond: how do you tell somebody to leave u alone? girl:GO AWAY!! blond: fine i"ll ask somebody else!
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Blondeu00c3u00afu00c2u00bbu00c2u00bf - "TGIF!" - thank God it's Friday
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2 Blonds r sitting on a porch in Rhode Island @ night.1 blonde asks the other,"Which 1 is farther;the moon or California?"they replies,"Duh!Can u c California?"
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just finished an awesome jigsaw puzzle in 4 days. I was so pleased because it said 1-2 years on the box! XD
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there are 2 blonde's, they were on there way to Disney land, then they saw a sign that said Disney land left so they turned around and cried all the way home!x
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A Blondie is looking at a map and it says 'YOU ARE HERE' The Blondie screams HOW DO THEY KNOW?!
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blond brunette and redhead robbed a bank. they hide in an alley under a pile of potato sacks cops poke around & brunette:woof redhead:meow and blond: potato!!
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brunettes are jealous because they don't have an excuse for being mentally retarded like blonds like me:) take that snuff snuff
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okay people, please. I do NOT have ADHD. I am NOT a blo- . Hey look a squirrel! Come here squirrel!
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