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blond texts their friend saying; 'do u know what dw means?' friend texts back; 'dont worry :)' blonde replies; 'okay i will ask someone else' :D
2 friends are trying 2 agree on sumthing and one gives in (1):Hey, whtevr floats your boat. (other, idiot friend): but i need water or my boat will sink, Right?
I'm not a stalker! I JUST HAPPEN TO BE IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME OK! oh by the way, your out of ice cream and dog food.
Brunette: Quick hide in the tree's!Cop comes by, Brunette: Meow! Red: Tweet! Blond: Moo!!
the blond locked their-self into a room for 2 weeks and learned all the capitals of the states then one person ask their what was capital of Texas they said T
Blond walks into a PC world looking 4 curtains, Man sed "you don't need curtains for a PC" blond sed" but mine has windows and i don't want someone looking in."
F@$k Blonds How about brunette! (:
Blondie: What does jw mean? Redhead: just wondering. Blondie: No, I'm the one who is wondering, Ill go ask some one who isn't wondering!!!
they say 1 out of 5 ppl are Chinese, its not me, its not my mother or my dad, so its either Adam or sue mi Sui.. i think it might be Adam ??
your momma so blond that I saw their jumping up and down and I asked what they was doing and they said I drank a bottle of cough syrup and I forgot to shake it!
*blond in pouring rain* Darn it I am all wet! Guess i have to stand out here and dry off (set as status if you get it)