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I am NOT blonde... I am a brilliant brunette with blonde moments! :D
Guy and a blonde are at drive-in movies makin out. they says "Hey baby you wanna get in the back?" The blonde says "Nooooo I wanna stay up here with you. "
2 Blondie's walk into a hospital, the come to a door with a plate that says ICU Blond#1: OMG we have a stalker! Blond#2: Call 911! Blond#1: I forget the #!
2 blonds locked their keys in their cars, first blond says "i cant get in mine" other blond replies "hurry up looks like its going to rain and the roof is down"
Brunette - "SHIT!" - sweet heart, it's Thursday
How do you keep a Blondie from coming in your house?
DUDE!! I LOST MY PHONE!! *but your..* oh god i gotta go find my phone bye!! *click* oh i should call my mom and tell their i cant find my phone :) hi mom..
if us blondes are 'so' stupid, then why do we always get the hot guys?? =)
Enimen don't come out of the Rapper it comes out of a BAG!!
skydiving instructor says 2 pull the parachute when you can recognize the faces of people on the ground... blond says "what if i don't know anybody down there"
how do you make a blond drown? You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool and tell them to go smell it