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i went 2 the river. i saw a blond on the other side. i asked the blond,"how do i get 2 the other side?" the blond said," u ARE on the other side!"
"My teacher yelled at me for something I didn't even do""What was they yelling at you about?""My homework"
blond: how do you tell somebody to leave u alone? girl:GO AWAY!! blond: fine i"ll ask somebody else!
Blondeu00c3u00afu00c2u00bbu00c2u00bf - "TGIF!" - thank God it's Friday
2 Blonds r sitting on a porch in Rhode Island @ night.1 blonde asks the other,"Which 1 is farther;the moon or California?"they replies,"Duh!Can u c California?"
just finished an awesome jigsaw puzzle in 4 days. I was so pleased because it said 1-2 years on the box! XD
there are 2 blonde's, they were on there way to Disney land, then they saw a sign that said Disney land left so they turned around and cried all the way home!x
A Blondie is looking at a map and it says 'YOU ARE HERE' The Blondie screams HOW DO THEY KNOW?!
blond brunette and redhead robbed a bank. they hide in an alley under a pile of potato sacks cops poke around & brunette:woof redhead:meow and blond: potato!!
brunettes are jealous because they don't have an excuse for being mentally retarded like blonds like me:) take that snuff snuff
okay people, please. I do NOT have ADHD. I am NOT a blo- . Hey look a squirrel! Come here squirrel!