Blonde Facebook Status

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.
Blonde: Because in 2012 every SINGLE person would die!
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a guy was inside the shops with a blonde looking at the map to see where they are. The blonde looks at the 'you are here' and says: "HOW DO THEY KNOW??"
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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
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...A smart Blonde, a dumb Blonde and Santa are playing Poker, which one wins? The Dumb Blonde as the other two don't exist!
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Ahhhhhh, a Mouse, It's hooked on the Computer, Why why Why, mouses aren't electric
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the dumb blonde cause the other two don't exist.
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A blond redhead & brunette run from police & hide in potato sacks. Police go & kick the sacks. The redhead squeaks the brunette meows & the blond says POTATOES!
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A watched idiot doesn't solve its own problems..
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A blond and their boyfriend were walking down the street the boyfriend said "hey look a dead bird" the blond looked up and said "where?"
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Blonde says to boyfriend, 'i can't do this Rooster jigsaw'! Boyfriend says 'calm down and have a nice cup of tea while i put the cornflakes back in the box'!
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How do u get a blonde to stay home... get a circle drive way :)
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Blonde: I need to return this candy Cashier: What's the problem mam? Blonde: These are W&W's I want M&M's!!!
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