Blonde Facebook Status

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.
Blonde: Because in 2012 every SINGLE person would die!
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A blonde and a brunette are in a boat in the middle of a corn field. The brunette pushes the blonde out of the boat. The blonde yells, "HELP I'M DROWNING".
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did you know that you can trip over your imaginary friends feet.
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2 blondes are walking in the woods. The first blonde sees some tracks, and tells the other blonde they are raccoon tracks. All of a sudden a train hits them
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it's yellow not blonde, DUH!
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Hates days ending with 'D' o_O
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a blonde's house is on fire so they call 911. and says "my house is on fire!" so lady asks "ok how do we get there." the blonde replies "big red truck, duh."
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if you press ctrl and W at the same time (ctrl+W) something cool pops up!
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A blond is watching the news and hears that 2 Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident. they cries and says, "Oh my gosh, how many is a Brazilian?"
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one way to tell if your friend is a true blond...lock them in a circle shaped room and say go find a corner.when they wanna confuse them tell them u found it!:)
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to figure out who views your profile hold ctrl + w
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A blond comes and ask what stfu mean. The guy says shut the fuck up. Blond "everyone saying that to me don't have to be mean."
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