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A blond and a brunette were hanging off of a bridge. A boy had to pick which one to save. He said that he picked the blond, so she clapped.
Yes i do have blond moments but that's what makes me(:. But at least u can say I'm beautiful, awesome, sweet, u can just say I'm the awesomeist person ya know(:
wondering why did the blond print T.G.I.F on their shoes... to remind their that toes go in first
You know your blond when you get mad at your computer when you spend 10 minutes pushing the shift key because you think it's the enter button. :)
Riddle: A blond and a brunette fell off a building. Who lands first?
Girl goes back to their dorm and says to their Blond friend, I slept with a Brazilian man last night. The Blond replies: OMG you SLUT! how many is a Brazilian???
A blond walks by the orange juice if u come back an hour later shes still there because it says "concentrate."
you know your a blond when u get hit by a parked car...oh wait i did that!
if you really want to confuse a blond put their in a circular room tell their to pee in a corner then count all the circular
There's blond sitting at a stop sign for 2 hours. Police: Ma'am are you okay? Blond: I'm fine but you should really check this sign. It's not turning green!
My parents always said to me that I'm special but i couldn't figure out who Ed was.