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a guy was inside the shops with a blonde looking at the map to see where they are. The blonde looks at the 'you are here' and says: "HOW DO THEY KNOW??"
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
...A smart Blonde, a dumb Blonde and Santa are playing Poker, which one wins? The Dumb Blonde as the other two don't exist!
Ahhhhhh, a Mouse, It's hooked on the Computer, Why why Why, mouses aren't electric
the dumb blonde cause the other two don't exist.
A blond redhead & brunette run from police & hide in potato sacks. Police go & kick the sacks. The redhead squeaks the brunette meows & the blond says POTATOES!
A watched idiot doesn't solve its own problems..
A blond and their boyfriend were walking down the street the boyfriend said "hey look a dead bird" the blond looked up and said "where?"
Blonde says to boyfriend, 'i can't do this Rooster jigsaw'! Boyfriend says 'calm down and have a nice cup of tea while i put the cornflakes back in the box'!
How do u get a blonde to stay home... get a circle drive way :)
Blonde: I need to return this candy Cashier: What's the problem mam? Blonde: These are W&W's I want M&M's!!!