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a blond and a brunette are going in a tunnel. the blond goes in first while the brunette asks, is it dark in there? the blond answers, I don't know i cant see
blonde's aren't stupid.We just happen to be on a higher intelligence of which some people may not understand.
i laugh three times at a joke. once when it's told, second when it's explained, and third: three hours later when i actually understand it. x D
My sister is half retarded. We used to tell their it was because they is blond.
a blonde came up to me and asked me what "IDK" means. I replied "I don't know." they replied "Dang it! Nobody knows.".
A blond walks into the dry cleaners & drops off their dress, as they is leaving, the owner says, "Come again." they then replies, "No, it was toothpaste this time."
It takes true talent to trip on your own feet
a blond calls a guy and the guy picks up the phone and says " yellow " so the blond says "purple "
A Blondie and Burnett are walking down the Street, the Burnett says look at that dog with one eye, the Blondie puts their hand over their eye and goes where
Nothing is happening . I have stared at this orange carton for 1 hour and a half cause it says 'concentrate'
2 Blondie's sitting at a stop sign 1 Blondie says when does the sign turn green and say go the other Blondie says I don't really know.