You can get your favourite quotes as a cute picture for your timeline, just click one of the image icons under the facebook status that you like.
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A blonde and a brunette are in a boat in the middle of a corn field. The brunette pushes the blonde out of the boat. The blonde yells, "HELP I'M DROWNING".
did you know that you can trip over your imaginary friends feet.
2 blondes are walking in the woods. The first blonde sees some tracks, and tells the other blonde they are raccoon tracks. All of a sudden a train hits them
it's yellow not blonde, DUH!
Hates days ending with 'D' o_O
a blonde's house is on fire so they call 911. and says "my house is on fire!" so lady asks "ok how do we get there." the blonde replies "big red truck, duh."
if you press ctrl and W at the same time (ctrl+W) something cool pops up!
A blond is watching the news and hears that 2 Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident. they cries and says, "Oh my gosh, how many is a Brazilian?"
one way to tell if your friend is a true blond...lock them in a circle shaped room and say go find a corner.when they wanna confuse them tell them u found it!:)
to figure out who views your profile hold ctrl + w
A blond comes and ask what stfu mean. The guy says shut the fuck up. Blond "everyone saying that to me don't have to be mean."