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being a brunette and having blond moments is multitasking...don't be jealous:)
2 dumb blonds walk in the woods They Find Traks 1st 1 says There Badger traks 2nd 1 sez there fox traks sadly while they were arguing they were hit by the train
... says "For some reason I have brown hair but yet I have blonde moments all the time."
A blond is playing a game and the screen says "Press the Any Key" three days later, they says, "Where the f#$k is the any key?!"
I no longer have blonde moments, it is now a way of life!
Wife- "Oh my gosh! Were you on the ground?"
is the type of girl who tries 2 push open doors with handles ask the printer "what time is it?" gets hit by parked cars trips up the stairs, yah u gotta love me
wait what teacher teacher they called me a blond. well what colors Ur hair? YELLOW DUH!
A. It took their a month to figure out they could play it at night too.
I'm the type of person that walks into street lamps and says sorry, that pulls doors that say push, and falls over thin air... oh and i also fall up the stairs!
Is happy because they finished a puzzle in 1 day but the box says 3-4 years I feel so smart!:)