Blonde Facebook Status

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.
Blonde: Because in 2012 every SINGLE person would die!
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a blond calls for a pizza, the man says would you like that cut into 6 or 8 pieces, the blond replies better cut it into 6, i don't think i could eat 8.
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I don't like the soup that has the letters in it cause all it says is adjsabdigrbosdfgu, and i don't know German
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is very talented! i can walk into walls , run into screen doors , get ran over by parked cars! Am i talented or what! :D
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A: Shine a flashlight in their ear
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Make a circle drive way!! =-D
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blond: Oh man i left my keys the car and locked it. blond2: oh no lets try and get it open before it rains. blond:yeah we need to hurry i left the top down.
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Two blonde's are on there way to Disney land one blond sees a sign that says Disney land left! they both started to cry!
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there were 1000 fish in a tank and 673 drowned how many were left? | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | v Stop counting you idiot fish cant drown
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Blond talks to other blond: '' Listen, this year the New Year will be on Friday'' , the other one: '' OMG, hope it's not gonna be the 13th''.
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isaskingwhatisthelongbaratthebottomofthe keyboardfor doesanybodyknow?
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my blonde friend text me "what is g2g" I replied "got to go" then they said "ok text me back"
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