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Yes i do have blond moments but that's what makes me(:. But at least u can say I'm beautiful, awesome, sweet, u can just say I'm the awesomeist person ya know(:
You know your blond when you get mad at your computer when you spend 10 minutes pushing the shift key because you think it's the enter button. :)
CRAP! You stepped on my imaginary friend! You will pay. You will pay. Now. Apologize to Mr. Doesntexsistowitz.
you know your a blond when u get hit by a parked car...oh wait i did that!
Girl goes back to their dorm and says to their Blond friend, I slept with a Brazilian man last night. The Blond replies: OMG you SLUT! how many is a Brazilian???
Mommy says I'm special But i can never find out who this Edd person is!
When people say blonds are dumb and make fun, they are really only jealous. When we do something dumb, we have our hair as an excuse. They don't. :P
I'm the kind of person who, when you tell me a joke, I'll burst out laughing in a few hours because I finally understood it!
There's blond sitting at a stop sign for 2 hours. Police: Ma'am are you okay? Blond: I'm fine but you should really check this sign. It's not turning green!
A blond and a brunette were hanging off of a bridge. A boy had to pick which one to save. He said that he picked the blond, so she clapped.
friend: i think you have dandruff Blondie: No!! its just snowing on my shoulder!