Facebook Statuses About Blondes

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.

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I might not be the brightest crayon, but without me the box would be incomplete. [:
a blond calls for a pizza, the man says would you like that cut into 6 or 8 pieces, the blond replies better cut it into 6, i don't think i could eat 8.
i may not have have blonde hair but i do blonde stuff like...tripping on flat surfaces and running into parked cars and falling up stairs
A blond & a brunette jumped off the empire state building; they had a race to the bottom. Who won? -the brunette: the blond had to stop to ask for directions!
Brunette and a blond driving down a neighborhood the brunette: Hey look outside and tell me if my blinker is working Blond: OK! *looks outside* "yes no yes"
is the rarest of the rare. I'm a blonde and I'm smart.
all who think I'm a dumb blonde raise your hand. who's dumb now? the person raising their hand in front of a computer:)
there were 1000 fish in a tank and 673 drowned how many were left?
How do you know a blonde tried to commit suicide???
A blond and their boyfriend were walking down the street the boyfriend said "hey look a dead bird" the blond looked up and said "where?"
is having staring contests with their twin that looks exactly like their.. but the weird thing is no one wins.. we blink at the exact same time! :P
Blonde:What does "IDC" mean?, Brunette: I dont care, Blonde: Fine! I was just asking you dont have to be such a bitch about it like everyone else! Goshh!!!
It takes skills to act like a blond and be a brunette! :D
Well all you gotta do is take the pin out and throw it back.
there's a blonde and a brunette walkin together the brunette says "look there's a dead bird" -the blonde looks up- "where?!"
you know Ur blond when you can't see the forest cause all the trees r in the way! :P
Okay i`m so talented. I can get hit by parked cars, the walls run into me, the floor comes up and hits me, and most of all, I can fall UP the stairs. :D
Blond got pulled over for speeding and the sheriff was writing their a ticket. Blond:Cant I just buy ticket to the policeman ball? Cop:Policemen don't have balls.


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