Blonde Facebook Statuses

Blonde #628258

A blond and a brunette were walking along the side walk the brunette looked down and said look a dead bird, and the blond looked up in the sky and said WHERE!

Blonde #642599

I am a Brilliant Brunette with lots of blond moments! :)

Blonde #664610

Oh my gosh!What is this thing it is ringing I'm gonna be it too ring ring its ringing ring ring

Blonde #632007

Blond walks into a store I need curtains Man-what size? Blond-they are for my computer" Man- you don't need curtains for a computer blond-but it has windows

Blonde #643294

i can pay atten... hey is that a squirrel?

Blonde #680137

Whats the capital of California. Blonde: That's easy K. Friend: No and even if i meant the word it would still be wrong.

Blonde #628304

a blond, brunette and red head are stranded on an island 1 mile from shore. the brunette and red head swim back the blond gets half way gets tired goes back

Blonde #632032

Blonde's aren't stupid. We just don't pay attention sometimes. :)

Blonde #656434

isaskingwhatisthelongbaratthebottomofthe keyboardfor doesanybodyknow?

Blonde #674204

there are 2 blonde's, they were on there way to Disney land, then they saw a sign that said Disney land left so they turned around and cried all the way home!x

Blonde #655729

is the type of girl who tries 2 push open doors with handles ask the printer "what time is it?" gets hit by parked cars trips up the stairs, yah u gotta love me

Blonde #650013

I'm the kind of person who, when you tell me a joke, I'll burst out laughing in a few hours because I finally understood it!

Blonde #642365

How to keep a blond busy for hours in 3 short steps: Step 1. see step two Step 2. see step three step 3. see step one.

Blonde #685660

you know Ur blond when you can't see the forest cause all the trees r in the way! :P

Blonde #630455

are u a blond bitch

Blonde #639690

Gunshots in the mirror

Blonde #640851

hates it when you start typing, then you look up and nothing is there because you forgot to click in the box and you have to type it all over again they they :)

Blonde #664595

Oh my fucking God Blond:I was only asking

Blonde #672821

The blonde and the brunette were having Breakfast. The brunette starts talking but the blonde says "Shush the Rice Crispies are telling me what to do next."

Blonde #628322

A blonde is sitting at their kitchen table trying to put a Tucan puzzle together, then their dad comes over and says, Let's put the Froot Loops back in the box ok.

Blonde #669973

so this girl came up to me and asked "What does idk mean?" I told their, "I don't know" and they said, " Uggh why does everyone say that?"

Blonde #682929

Wife- "Oh my gosh! Were you on the ground?"

Blonde #654860

is not a blonde or a brunette , they's a malteaser. Brunette on the outside Blonde on the inside

Blonde #674634

There's blond sitting at a stop sign for 2 hours. Police: Ma'am are you okay? Blond: I'm fine but you should really check this sign. It's not turning green!

Blonde #666259

person came up to me today and said "Where did you get that bruise?" and i said : A wall ran into me"

Blonde #679533

What did the blonde say when they looked into the box of Cheerios? "OH LOOK!!! doughnut seeds."