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Bitchy Facebook Statuses
Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.
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Life's a Bitch, so I became one!!!
Don"t play games with the girl who always wins
Karma is a huge bitch, and they says they'll see you soon poppet!
"Forgive and forget " is useful in some cases, But in my Case "Move on" Seems more appropriate
Realized that the one they thought was their knight in shining armor, was actually an asshole in tin foil.
I'm not a BITCH, i speak the TRUTH.. I'm not a SLUT, i just get the GUY I WANT.. I'm not a HEART BREAKER, just get BORED easily.. I'm not COCKY, just CONFIDENT
...silly me, tricks are for hoes ;)
being a 10 cent hoe ; doesn't make you a dime piece (:
If speaking my mind makes me a bitch, then I will be the biggest BITCH you have ever met!
Yes mum i no the world doesn't revolve around me. It revolves around the sun.. which shines out my ARSE :)
All a girl wants is a guy that is well-mannered, well dressed, humorous, honest & respectful :: however those men already have boyfriends!!!
BL ah Blah Blah ! ! That's all I hear when haters talking Shit!!!
Before you judge me, my actions or my ways, just take a good look in the mirror and look at yourself before failing to hurt others bcuz darlin, you aint perfect
The only thing more pathetic than your lie is you.
Why do men think they're the only ones that play the game? Eve made u eat the apple, remember??
OK so u have fake nails, hair, and boobs? I bet you also have "Fisher Price" stamped on your ass.
I am who I am. Deal with it or not. If you can deal with it? Congratulations. If you can't? Good, you are probably saving me from dealing with you anyways.
F A C E B O O K ... "The Place Where Relationships Are PERFECT.! LIARS Believe Their Own BULLSHIT And The World SHOWS OFF They Are LIVING a GREAT LIFE.! Where The ENEMIES Are The Ones That VISIT Your Profile The MOST.! Your Friends And Family BLOCK YOU.! And Even Though You WRITE What You Are REALLY Thinking, There Is Always Someone That Takes It The WRONG WAY.!"