Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Life's a Bitch, so I became one!!!
Don"t play games with the girl who always wins
If speaking my mind makes me a bitch, then I will be the biggest BITCH you have ever met!
"Forgive and forget " is useful in some cases, But in my Case "Move on" Seems more appropriate
Yes mum i no the world doesn't revolve around me. It revolves around the sun.. which shines out my ARSE :)
I am who I am. Deal with it or not. If you can deal with it? Congratulations. If you can't? Good, you are probably saving me from dealing with you anyways.
...silly me, tricks are for hoes ;)
being a 10 cent hoe ; doesn't make you a dime piece (:
My name must be a new version of the penis, seeing how stupid skanks can't keep it out of their mouths.
OK so u have fake nails, hair, and boobs? I bet you also have "Fisher Price" stamped on your ass.
Just because I post something on MY wall, does NOT mean its about you. I have a life that does NOT revolve around you!
REMEMBER!!! Those who gossip to you.also gossip about you!
I'm not a BITCH, i speak the TRUTH.. I'm not a SLUT, i just get the GUY I WANT.. I'm not a HEART BREAKER, just get BORED easily.. I'm not COCKY, just CONFIDENT
The only thing more pathetic than your lie is you.
Realized that the one they thought was their knight in shining armor, was actually an asshole in tin foil.
Live the life u want; be the person u wanna be; remember life's short so just enjoy it fuck what people think.
Don't underestimate me. Just because I'm quiet doesn't mean I forgave you. It just means that I'm still planning what I'm gonna do to you!
F A C E B O O K ... "The Place Where Relationships Are PERFECT.! LIARS Believe Their Own BULLSHIT And The World SHOWS OFF They Are LIVING a GREAT LIFE.! Where The ENEMIES Are The Ones That VISIT Your Profile The MOST.! Your Friends And Family BLOCK YOU.! And Even Though You WRITE What You Are REALLY Thinking, There Is Always Someone That Takes It The WRONG WAY.!"


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