Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.
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Life's a Bitch, so I became one!!!
Bitchy
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being a 10 cent hoe ; doesn't make you a dime piece (:
Bitchy
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When I saw you with that girl, that look you saw on my face wasn't jealousy.
Bitchy
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Just because I post something on MY wall, does NOT mean its about you. I have a life that does NOT revolve around you!
Bitchy
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Realized that the one they thought was their knight in shining armor, was actually an asshole in tin foil.
Bitchy
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Yeah I know I'm a bitch. A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful. so yeah thanks for the compliment.
Bitchy
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its not called 'talking shit' if its the truth..
Bitchy
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Karma is a huge bitch, and they says they'll see you soon poppet!
Bitchy
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If speaking my mind makes me a bitch, then I will be the biggest BITCH you have ever met!
Bitchy
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Live the life u want; be the person u wanna be; remember life's short so just enjoy it fuck what people think.
Bitchy
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All a girl wants is a guy that is well-mannered, well dressed, humorous, honest & respectful :: however those men already have boyfriends!!!
Bitchy
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What's that?? Oh, sorry. I can't hear you past all your bullshit.
Bitchy
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I'm not a BITCH, i speak the TRUTH.. I'm not a SLUT, i just get the GUY I WANT.. I'm not a HEART BREAKER, just get BORED easily.. I'm not COCKY, just CONFIDENT
Bitchy
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Don"t play games with the girl who always wins
Bitchy
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My name must be a new version of the penis, seeing how stupid skanks can't keep it out of their mouths.
Bitchy
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"Forgive and forget " is useful in some cases, But in my Case "Move on" Seems more appropriate
Bitchy
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I am who I am. Deal with it or not. If you can deal with it? Congratulations. If you can't? Good, you are probably saving me from dealing with you anyways.
Bitchy
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F A C E B O O K ... "The Place Where Relationships Are PERFECT.! LIARS Believe Their Own BULLSHIT And The World SHOWS OFF They Are LIVING a GREAT LIFE.! Where The ENEMIES Are The Ones That VISIT Your Profile The MOST.! Your Friends And Family BLOCK YOU.! And Even Though You WRITE What You Are REALLY Thinking, There Is Always Someone That Takes It The WRONG WAY.!"
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