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Life's a Bitch, so I became one!!!
being a 10 cent hoe ; doesn't make you a dime piece (:
My name must be a new version of the penis, seeing how stupid skanks can't keep it out of their mouths.
"Forgive and forget " is useful in some cases, But in my Case "Move on" Seems more appropriate
Yes mum i no the world doesn't revolve around me. It revolves around the sun.. which shines out my ARSE :)
I'm not a BITCH, i speak the TRUTH.. I'm not a SLUT, i just get the GUY I WANT.. I'm not a HEART BREAKER, just get BORED easily.. I'm not COCKY, just CONFIDENT
...silly me, tricks are for hoes ;)
REMEMBER!!! Those who gossip to you.also gossip about you!
The daily word for today is "FOCUS" ( Fuck Off Cuz You're Stupid ) FOCUS.FOCUS.FOCUS everyone!
OK so u have fake nails, hair, and boobs? I bet you also have "Fisher Price" stamped on your ass.
Just because I post something on MY wall, does NOT mean its about you. I have a life that does NOT revolve around you!
If speaking my mind makes me a bitch, then I will be the biggest BITCH you have ever met!
Yeah I know I'm a bitch. A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful. so yeah thanks for the compliment.
Don"t play games with the girl who always wins
Realized that the one they thought was their knight in shining armor, was actually an asshole in tin foil.
Live the life u want; be the person u wanna be; remember life's short so just enjoy it fuck what people think.
I am who I am. Deal with it or not. If you can deal with it? Congratulations. If you can't? Good, you are probably saving me from dealing with you anyways.
F A C E B O O K ... "The Place Where Relationships Are PERFECT.! LIARS Believe Their Own BULLSHIT And The World SHOWS OFF They Are LIVING a GREAT LIFE.! Where The ENEMIES Are The Ones That VISIT Your Profile The MOST.! Your Friends And Family BLOCK YOU.! And Even Though You WRITE What You Are REALLY Thinking, There Is Always Someone That Takes It The WRONG WAY.!"