Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Why can't people understand the less they piss me off, the better everyone else's life will be?
I feel so damn bad for your boyfriend, because YOU cant keep it in your pants, you damn whore. :) have a nice day!
Don't like me? Stuff off, cry me a river, drown in it... cause I couldn't care less to be fair... Good luck with drowning!
congrats, your new girlfriend is freaking ugly. i hope your proud
Cant face me TURN AROUND Cant stand up to me SIT BACK DOWN Cant say sh*t to my face? SHUT THE F**K UP!
If you don't like me, well guess what? I don't give a flying fuck. Got a problem with that? Build a bridge and GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!
NEVER EVER play games with a girl, Who knows how to play them better!! I'm not waiting for the Karma train, I'm driving it!!
Simple bitch!!!
saw you on the road today, you were looking so fine, your walk is so perfect, my heart started singing a sweet song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!!
Hate me because I'm blunt and tell it like it is. I'm not Sorry if I don't sugar coat shit, I just simply tell the truth. I'm sorry if you don't like it or me.
I'm not a bitch...My mommy just told me not to lie it is rude!!
My mouth should come with a warning label!
d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f= does it look like i give a fuck? oh right i don't...
If u don't like my ways my laugh my voice my looks well to bad because u have to deal with it everyday,because i had to deal with yours when u was a bitch now
"What's wrong?" My usual answer- "nothin, jus tired" Today's answer "I'm mad at you cuz ur a bitch, and i want u to fall in a ditch. leave me alone b4 i kill u
if youur gunna bi*ch about me behind my bac, then youu may aswell kiss my ass while youur at it :)
is fed up of arguments, fed up of fighting, fed up of people, fed up of yelling and fed up of the pathetic things people do! I just cant be fucked anymore!
I am who I want to be. I'm not going to change for anybody. You don't like it fuck off. Sit back and watch me shine haters. :)
Applause please you have just won the Drama of the year award. Your prize is a lifetime supply of shut the fuck ups. Now move on..
To all the people who don't like or approve of what I say on my wall then do us all a favor and get your ass off of it!
FINE THEN. see if i care if you scroll casually past my status when you know its about you. YEAH YOU. stupid bitch.
Ok so i might have changed for the better but belive me if you keep fuckin pushing me the bitch is going to come back and you will feel their wrath, take the hint
FOCUS (Fuck of cause Ur stupid!!)
I no I'm a bitch but there is No need to tell people + you keep saying stuff bout me but i don't care anymore your a horrible little spazz + people no that naw
Love how i got the man you Bitches want :D
why the fuck do u care and then fall out with me when i turn round and say NO:(
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