Bedtime Facebook Statuses

When you wind up your social networking for the night, why not post bedtime facebook statuses? You can round off the day with something meaningful or funny. Bedtime facebook statuses will work while you sleep, so that when you log on again first thing in the morning, there should be plenty of new activity. We have heaps of great bedtime facebook statuses here for you to choose from.

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well its that time again the time to leave Facebook so i will say goodnight but don't worry ill be back
Before you go to bed, pray for family, friends and the person you love. You will sleep soundly.
is very good in bed. Can do it for hours in many positions, be it side to side or front to back or even with my face in the pillow ---talking about sleeping!
Time for bed, time for sleep, time to let your heart not weep. Day is done, had lots of fun, worries now are on the run..Good night!
Dear Sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I miss you and I want you back ♥
is off to fall into the arms of the one I love. Bed- here I come!
Just spent 10 minutes looking for a status to cleverly say goodnight. Couldnt find one, so all I've got is, goodnight. Man, I could've been asleep by now
Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to sleep I go. I'll crawl in bed and rest my head. Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi ho!
how come i practically fall asleep at the computer, but when i go to lay down, i cant sleep???
is off to meet my two lovers.. my pillow and my blanket.. even thought i just use them for my sleeping habit they still live me! :)
But, should I die, before I wake,
<-- Is off to snuggle with the hubby..Good Night FBers!!
Is off to Sleep Town, Population: ME!
OMG!! the sandman must have tripped and spilled the whole bag of sleepy dust on me...Night all!
is about to ditch the pants and go for a threesome with Mr. Bed, Mr. Pillow, and Mr. Blanket.
is going to the place where I'm skinny and rich, men and kids obey, money grows on trees and I rule the world...yes that's right Dreamland - night all! x
sometimes i don't mind the bed to myself but tonight i wish you were here sharing the bed with me ... i miss you <3
Sweet dreams for those sleeping and good times for those awake

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