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you know that little voice in your head that tells you when to stop? mine died a looooonnnngg time ago :P
is trying to care, they really is, but just can't see it happening any time soon!
Hahahahaha you think I don't know about you? Honey I've been screwed over by better pieces of shit then you! Trust me I stay 2 steps ahead!
We may be friends for a long time but that still doesn't mean that i think your a bitch inside!!
When Men get gray hair, wrinkles & aggressive it's called Distinguished, Character & Assertive. When Women get these things they're Old, Shriveled, Nags. WTF!
I didn't do anything to make you act like an asshole, but you did EVERYTHING to make me act like a bitch!
wait for it wait for it wait for it... yeah I still don't care!
Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you
i don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude : ) Don't like it get over it Lol
I never said I was perfect...but you can bet your ass I'm worth it!!!
As I got older I thought my attitude was starting to mellow out. Come to find out that the reason was I just didn't give a $hit anymore...