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Silence is golden, especially if you know it's pissing the other person off!
Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and she never believes. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget.
Have you ever noticed that the people that tell you to calm down are the people that drunk you off in the first place?
says I would pray for strength but I would probably end up using it to beat someone to death!
It amuses me how some people are always ready to comment on other people's life when they have more problems. Style up. Clean your mess first.
Is there any nice way to tell a person how much you hate them?
that was your last time lying to me, never should have believed you don't waste my time no more
Aww that's so cute your acting like i'm caring
didn't intend to be an asshole today. But then someone pushed their asshole button. Now they's a pissed off asshole.
ugh, why can't life be as simple as Facebook? someone is annoying you, HIDE. They keep bothering, DELETE. They won't stop, BLOCK!! If only...
Expect little, Your less likely to be disappointed
You brought this on yourself when you messed with my family. Ain't karma a bitch?
i want to fucking punch you
is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute :(
screw me over, may your lower body have fleas of 1000 cats and your arms be to short to scratch
Did everyone get up this morning and eat Stupid O's and Dummypuffs for breakfast? Apparently, I missed the memo..
I'm sorry for telling them that you're stupid. I didn't know it was a secret.
some people say I have a short fuse. No, I call it a limited bullshit tolerance. I can only put up with so much dumb shit in one day