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says why cant people make it 100% clear on were you stand instead of messing with your head
ugh, why can't life be as simple as Facebook? someone is annoying you, HIDE. They keep bothering, DELETE. They won't stop, BLOCK!! If only...
Knows what they wants, has no clue how to get it and has just given up on trying!
Don't bother asking "who pissed in your corn flakes this morning?" it's most likely you have done it!!
if u talk about me, u r thinking of me. if u say mean things, u r jealous of me, if u make people choose between us, you must know I am WAY more awesome than u!
is through playing the rules of someone else's game. Where can I get a voodoo doll?
I'm sorry for telling them that you're stupid. I didn't know it was a secret.
some people say I have a short fuse. No, I call it a limited bullshit tolerance. I can only put up with so much dumb shit in one day
that was your last time lying to me, never should have believed you don't waste my time no more
Is there any nice way to tell a person how much you hate them?
Aww that's so cute your acting like i'm caring
if haters make you stronger why do they get me down cause tbh they don't know who they're messing with carry on and karma will be on u like a bitch :)
is in a mood, and annoyed by stupid people
You brought this on yourself when you messed with my family. Ain't karma a bitch?
Did everyone get up this morning and eat Stupid O's and Dummypuffs for breakfast? Apparently, I missed the memo..
Silence is golden, especially if you know it's pissing the other person off!
says I would pray for strength but I would probably end up using it to beat someone to death!
It amuses me how some people are always ready to comment on other people's life when they have more problems. Style up. Clean your mess first.