Annoyed Facebook Statuses

thinks all they needs is a smoke, a beer, to kill someone, a smoke, a beer & then they will feel much better & I'm willing to wait on the first 2 steps til later!!!
is so fucking over it whats the point of talking when no matter what you say or do its always your fault
knows some People need a real dose of reality. But it won't come from me. I'm having too much fun watching the show.
You stand there and smile, then when you leave you talk shit behind my back. Don't think I don't know about it.
"My business isn't your business. So unless you're my thong, don't be up my ass."
Who does depression hurt? Everyone who gets in my depressed ass way. Where does depression hurt? Ask the last B#@ch who got in my way where here face hurts
i believe that in the end Karma will catch up to you, beat you up and dish you right back what you've dished out, and when they does I'm going to just laugh
go ahead and play your little childish games, I have u figured out, I'm a few steps ahead of u, think u can fool me?a sample of your own medicine is on it's way
Is glad they knows who are TRUE friends are not the one who suddenly turn there back on you because there back stabbing bitches, Yeah you know who you are!
fuck off already ... i don't want to hear Ur voice anymore
knows a person who should be hit by a bus!!! they also hopes the bus stops and reverses just to make sure!
thinks some people really need to grow up & stop with the attention seeking statuses! reality check: THERE ARE PEOPLE WORSE OFF THAN YOU! don't like it? BITE ME
Hurt me, fine. Hurt my family, and you had better run like your life depends on it because it probably does.
The next person to rain on my parade is getting smacked with my umbrella!
is sick of always being the one who has to make the effort, from now on if I can't be met half way then they can drop away...
if u talk about me, u r thinking of me. if u say mean things, u r jealous of me, if u make people choose between us, you must know I am WAY more awesome than u!
dealing w/idiots & being blamed for something that CLEARLY WASN'T my fault. Don't ask me anything today because my answer will always be "FISHING".
says "It takes 2 people to build up a relationship but it only take 1 nosy bitch to destroy it".
why can't you just be friends with the opposite sex without people thinking you're dating or you like each other?!
i may seem sweet,innocent and harmless,but the moment you fuck up and piss me off NO ONE will be happy,so don't open that door
Yes.. I am just a pocket full of fuckin sunshine
Trust me you have not even met my Bitchy side yet!! But keep going, you'll get there!!
is annoyed... Sometimes I feel like some things are just pointless. Im tired of talking about the same things, overrrr and overrrr
gets migraine headaches from the undying urge to choke the life out of certain people..
I'm sorry...I didn't get the memo that said I had to blow sunshine up your ass today!!
People really should know ALL of the parts of a story instead of just bits an pieces before they jump to conclusions and assumptions
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