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Knows what they wants, has no clue how to get it and has just given up on trying!
Did everyone get up this morning and eat Stupid O's and Dummypuffs for breakfast? Apparently, I missed the memo..
some people say I have a short fuse. No, I call it a limited bullshit tolerance. I can only put up with so much dumb shit in one day
that was your last time lying to me, never should have believed you don't waste my time no more
if haters make you stronger why do they get me down cause tbh they don't know who they're messing with carry on and karma will be on u like a bitch :)
I'm sorry for telling them that you're stupid. I didn't know it was a secret.
Don't bother asking "who pissed in your corn flakes this morning?" it's most likely you have done it!!
Expect little, Your less likely to be disappointed
Have you ever noticed that the people that tell you to calm down are the people that drunk you off in the first place?
It amuses me how some people are always ready to comment on other people's life when they have more problems. Style up. Clean your mess first.
Is there any nice way to tell a person how much you hate them?
says I would pray for strength but I would probably end up using it to beat someone to death!
i want to fucking punch you
Silence is golden, especially if you know it's pissing the other person off!
screw me over, may your lower body have fleas of 1000 cats and your arms be to short to scratch
If you are going to be offended by other peoples opinions then maybe you should consider keeping yours to yourself
is through playing the rules of someone else's game. Where can I get a voodoo doll?
ugh, why can't life be as simple as Facebook? someone is annoying you, HIDE. They keep bothering, DELETE. They won't stop, BLOCK!! If only...