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The real truth will always emerge though, instead of your warped version.
dunking your ass in water doesn't make you a christian anymore than dunking your ass in coffee makes you a doughnut. Hell still has a place for you
Wonders why just when I start to feel happy again, some shit head has to come a long and fuck my life over again.
is going to have a long vacation in Couldntgiveafuckistan.
hopes that karma hits you 10 times harder than I can
Yes, i know i am a bitch. I don't care that i am a bitch. so if you have a problem with that then then take it up with someone who give a shit because i do not!
... IS FINE.. they's ALWAYS FINE.. maybe that's the problem. Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional...F.I.N.E
When i die, I'm coming back as a Pigeon so i can shit on everyone that has pissed me off!!
If I didn't love you so much I'd pee in your shampoo bottle!
Calling me first thing in the morning just to start a fight will get you no where but in deep shit for the whole day. (You have been warned!!)
You need to stop doing things for someone when you find out it's expected rather than appreciated.