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If you have to choose between a rock and a hard place, pick the rock then throw it at the person who got you into the mess in the first place!
says life is too short to waste it on people who pretend to be your friend!
if i could re-arrange your face i will do it with a hammer
Some people make things more complicated than need be . . .
You make my blood boil:@
knowing you're being lied to is worse than being hurt by the truth, because some truths only make you angry while being lied to destroys your trust
says you don't have to try so hard piss me off you succeeded when your mouth opened.
Stay Calm, take a breath, and reload.