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is done helping people who don't want to be helped, i bend over backwards for people and why so they can kick me in the face instead of the ass.
i love u u love me my ex my boyfriend is a douche to me that short motherfucker with the really long they needs to change their underwear
It's only murder if they find the body, Other wise it's a missing person..Just a thought.
may need another voodoo doll...
remember next time someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and lay the fucker out
This year, I'm gonna hang the mistletoe through one of the belt loops on the back of my jeans.
slap on this fake smile, throw on some innocent eyes, slip into some I'm doing nothing attitude. . . and prepare to show how revenge can be a bitch
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!!!
says that which won't kill me will make me stronger. Look out Hercules, because at the end of all of this I am going to be one strong bitch!
was just wondering if the 1st thought u had when u woke up this morning was "I know I'm gonna fuck up their life today"??
thinks if they put one man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there