Bitchy truth Facebook Statuses

If I offend you in any way please contact me on www.idontgiveaflyingflip.com or just "unfriend" me; it's that simple.
Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.
For all you stupid vegetarians out there just remember...my food poops on your food!!!
I think we should have a shag button on Facebook instead of a poke button like my status if you agree!
Sincerely yours
You're just jealous because the voices will only talk to me. They say they don't like you because you're a bitch!
go ahead and call me a bitch...i like to be recognized for the things i do well :P
I am sorry did my back hurt you're knife?
If u didn't see it with Ur eyes Or hear it with Ur ears Don't invent it with Ur small mind and share it with Ur big mouth, Ur ugly true colours will shine threw
Feels sorry for your toothbrush.. after all.. it has to clean all the shit out of your mouth..
I hate smart ass arrogant people that think they know so much more than you & think that they are somehow better than you...all i can say to this is, if you
is drunk of from people who pile a knife into your heart and when you say "ouch!" they just look at you, wondering and say "don't be that bitchy!"
thinks that two faced cunts need to realise that being two faced makes them no prettier, just ugly jealous bastards with no life that have to chat about others
Your IQ is the same size as your small penis
Take responsibility for all of your mistakes, if you dont change the outcome the next time, you deserve exactly what you get...If your life is crap, you did it!
"Life is like dirt on the carpet and you're the vacuum. You got to suck it up and move on."
moving on from the warm fuzziness, now back to the regularly schedule bitchy, skeptical, sarcastic, dripping w/ attitude status updates y'all know and love.
..If you were looking for someone perfect, you picked the wrong girl, go buy yourself a damn Barbie!!!
U little Bitch why do u get on my nerves so Dam MUCH? I h=just want to know Why? Why? Why?
Well if that ain't the beach ball calling the basket ball round!
50% Angel 50% Pit Viper 100% ME!!
I LOVE how people swear "they hate me" but yet my name is FOREVER in someone's mouth. Well darling here is my advice to you. Jealousy is a sickness, get a CURE
I often fantasize about running you over(:
God both gives and takes, so dear God, GIVE me patience, and TAKE these idiots away.
They say behind every good man stands a good woman...Now I know why you're such an unbalanced asshole...You have a psycho bitch standing behind you :)
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