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The problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book.
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I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
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Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
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Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it's not their own.
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Whenever someone says they did something, "like a boss", I assume that means they didn’t do it at all and are merely taking credit for it.
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Sometimes it’s just better to buy new Tupperware than to risk opening the leftovers.
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When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse first. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage
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Good Morning Faces in all Places. Carry the Lord with you every where you go. Have a joyful and blessed day.
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I just realized I’ll never be a Lawyer because I can’t pass a bar.
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So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I'd say it's been a success.
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Friends is like a book. It takes few seconds to burn,but it takes years to write...
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If I could get a firm grip on reality...I'd probably choke it.
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Do you, take Ted the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?
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