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When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
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It only becomes a mistake if you regret it.
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The best things in life can't be seen or touched. At least, that's what the restraining order says.
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Posting a status update before responding to someone's text is the easiest way to let them know how unimportant they are.
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If I were a doctor, I would do volunteer work by standing outside of gas stations and writing prescriptions for antibiotics to people who walk out with sushi.
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Note to self... next time my wife asks what's on tv, don't say dust
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I want the equivalent of an e-cigarette for alcohol so I can do it at work. Get on that scientists!
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The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. "Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you."
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Shit happens, i mean look at you.
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Disney owns marvel. Marvel owns Thor. Thor is the son of a king. Thor is now female. Thor is now a Disney princess.
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fuck u
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Bitch, Please!
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Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?
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Praise the lord
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Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great.
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Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don’t make a right! Tomorrow I’m going to try three.
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Saw these three things on a corner, in this order: Liquor store, gun store, bank. What couple possibly go wrong with that?
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