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Facebook game requests are like Herpes: They never go away no matter how much you want them to.
Strangers: "Excuse me please." Family: "Hey move!" Best friends: "Get the f*** out of my way!"
Calories? I think you mean delicious points!
If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur.
I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
Has anyone with explosive diarrhea ever thought "you know, this time I'll go with normal strength Imodium."
Going to Target. See you in about two hundred bucks...
School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes
couples who smoke together
alone? better than stay with fake people
Thank God I was young and stupid BEFORE there were camera phones.
I'm really tired after participating in the 5 centimeter charity run for ADHD.
They keep asking me when my birthday is at the pharmacy. I think they're going to get me something!
this site need a top 20 list!
Bread bowls: The waffle cone of the soup world.
What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?