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i smile,i say iam okay, i laugh~!but really!but really iam not inside.i have a lot of fun with friends but when iam alone i fell as if there is no 1 there for me! :(
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Ever have a plan for the day, then 4pm rolls around and you've achieved literally nothing?
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Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over.
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I’ve spent at least 15% of my life pulling a chain & trying to figure out if the ceiling fan is speeding up or slowing down
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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you're a terrible person and had it coming.
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STURDAY
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I just started a new exercise routine. Every day I do diddly-squats.
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Backstabbing
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Nothing says "friend zone" quite like a girl saying "you're like a brother to me." (Disregard this message if you're from Alabama)
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My screensaver is a screenshot of a bunch of spreadsheets so my boss doesn’t notice when I haven’t moved my mouse in an hour.
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Llalalalalalalal
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I wonder how they sold physicians on the first prostate exams
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Just came to the realization that with their ridiculous fees, I'm tipping my ATM more than my bartender.
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