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Querido Karma gracias por acordarte de mis pendientes ! :)
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I can't understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
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I like to reply to late night snapchat selfies with "what the f*&% is that behind you?!" just because I know the sender has no way to review the photo and will spend the rest of their night scared out of their minds.
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Dance like nobody is watching! because they're not...they're checking their phone.
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bitch if ure think im silent and not taking to you,doesnt mean ive got nothing to say, it simply means ure not ready to hear my thoughts
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when u hold me close to ur heart all the broken pices in my heart automatically mends itself... love you for that..
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hey
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Live -LIfe Be Strong In Memory of Yvette Nunez Redd
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No thanks, marriage. If I want to never get laid, I'll just start wearing crocs.
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if he come backs than you must know that you doing something right
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I am willing to invest everything I own on a cure for stupidity. # I'm just saying -C. Boykin
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before you find ur prince make sure dat its not a odinary frog.. but turns out my boydfriend is always the llucky frog.. :)
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I fart because it's the only gas I can afford.
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