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At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
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Its better to be lonely than to make silent sacrifices for those who are never who are never going to notice your feeling.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoes fits, feel free to wear it - Attitude.
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People who work on their tablets all day and play games all night are burning the Kindle at both ends.
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If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die? –Chickens
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I have been in parks less shady than you.
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Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on my life.
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If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoes fits, feel free to wear it - Attitude.
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im not weird you just cant processes me with a normal brain
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gud ni8 frnds
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Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last year but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway
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Love always Hurts :)
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I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
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If a 747 can carry a space shuttle on its back, I’m calling bulls*** on an overweight baggage charge.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoes fits, feel free to wear it - Attitude.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoes fits, feel free to wear it
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I wish real life had as many ejection seats as cartoons.
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