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There's a restaurant in my neighborhood called China Buffet 2. If I haven't eaten at the first one, will the food there make sense to me?
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if u have any problem with my attitude then fuck off
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mother bitch
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No thanks, marriage. If I want to never get laid, I'll just start wearing crocs.
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If you lose your shoe at the end of the night, you’re not Cinderella. You’re probably just drunk.
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I really wish Wal-Mart had a 10 teeth or more line...
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Dance like nobody is watching! because they're not...they're checking their phone.
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its hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.
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Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd love to bring a guest.
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Kim Lolo I Love You
Best Friends
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God made us friends because he knew no mother could handle us as sisters.
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you were her now you gone it dont fill right but you will always be in my heart forever RIP papa
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I just wanted you all to know that I’m leaving Facebook. This ride has been a blast and I’ve made a ton of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humor and wit is amazing. I’ll miss all of you, but I’ve decided I need to spend more time with my family. So... see you after breakfast
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Why does Play-Doh say "fun to play with, not to eat" then make 1000 accessories that all make it shaped like food?
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