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u can hurt a heart only till it loves u ............
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if you like me Then raise Your hand .. If you Don't then raise your standard
Attitude
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I’ve spent at least 15% of my life pulling a chain & trying to figure out if the ceiling fan is speeding up or slowing down
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i smile,i say iam okay, i laugh~!but really!but really iam not inside.i have a lot of fun with friends but when iam alone i fell as if there is no 1 there for me! :(
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People
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Backstabbing
Annoyed
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Nothing says "friend zone" quite like a girl saying "you're like a brother to me." (Disregard this message if you're from Alabama)
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Backstabbers
Annoyed
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I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best
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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you're a terrible person and had it coming.
Funny
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STURDAY
Love
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Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over.
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Alone
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ABOUT FACEBOOK
Attitude
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My screensaver is a screenshot of a bunch of spreadsheets so my boss doesn’t notice when I haven’t moved my mouse in an hour.
Funny
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I treat people how I would like to be treated. If that doesn't work I treat them how they treat me... bare that in mind if you don't like how I am with you!
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I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best
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I just started a new exercise routine. Every day I do diddly-squats.
Funny
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