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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
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the truth
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Every woman deserves a man who looks at get everyday like the day he realized he was in love with her
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Don’t you wish some people would start using a glue stick instead of lipstick?
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im in a serious rlationship with coffee
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caretaker
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Exercise would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burn them.
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morning
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My internet goes out more than I do.
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This getting older thing really sucks. These days my eyes are so bad I have to buy the Large Print edition of Alphabet Soup.
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good morning
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testt
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Electric hand dryers are great for when you want to just give up and wipe your hands on your pants.
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My inner child is a mean little fucker.
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Every woman deserves a man who looks at get everyday like the day he realized he was in love with her
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Aren't you just a happy go lucky ray of fucking sunshine
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It's early Saturday morning & I am wide awake..family has to have blood work-fasting which means NO COFFEE..you bet I'm awake...I didn't say "I'm happy" but I am awake!!!!
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I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
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