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Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd love to bring a guest.
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"If by "cat person" you mean I sleep a lot and will lose my temper with you without provocation, then yes, I'm a cat person."
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Dance like nobody is watching! because they're not...they're checking their phone.
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its hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.
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mother bitch
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if u have any problem with my attitude then fuck off
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Single white sock seeks same.
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I read my kids a few select Facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, "This is why we have to stay in school"
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My Tinder Rule: If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
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Somebody just asked me if I knew a good plastic surgeon. Would I look like this if I did?
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If you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
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No thanks, marriage. If I want to never get laid, I'll just start wearing crocs.
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I’m going to switch my insurance from Geico to Allstate, then Statefarm, then back to Geico. If i’m correct, they should owe me $950
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I just wanted you all to know that I’m leaving Facebook. This ride has been a blast and I’ve made a ton of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humor and wit is amazing. I’ll miss all of you, but I’ve decided I need to spend more time with my family. So... see you after breakfast
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It hurts when someone you love says mean things to you like, "It's time to wake up."
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