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Life is a marathon. That's why I'm carb loading.
Black Friday is starting to turn into Black Thursday...
I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
I wish I could have the Price Is Right audience around whenever I’m making important life decisions.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
It’s not really drinking alone if the dog is home.
My wife told me a turducken was as close to a threesome as I’m ever going to get.
Hwy You DO u know ur a Fucking tity stalker
don't cry for what could have been....smile cause of what you shared.
Turkey, its all about dat baste, bout dat baste.
A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
I don't know why I'm disappointed when I find out a celebrity crush is married. As if that was our only obstacle to being together.
I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I ever buy cheap toilet paper!
I think retail therapy should be covered by health insurance. It is therapy after all.
I love you. I love you not because you're adorable or because you're sweet, or because you're my best friend. I love you because you make me step outside myself & look at who I really am. You make me want to be a better person, just because you are who you are. I can tell you absolutely everything, & I know you will listen. And you're one of my best friends, but I'll keep all of this to myself because I love you & because you don't feel the same way. I wish that I could make you love me, but I can't. That's why these words will be forever lost in my memories & never to be spoken aloud. I love you.
As a nation, we may be spending our children's money, but at my house, it's the other way around.