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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
Sex
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mejor amiga
Best Friends
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chat after sex. Girl: boy you didn't tell me you have a small guitar Boy: you didn't tell me I'd be perfoming in a community hall!
Bitchy
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like you
Love
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facebook popular
Alone
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funny
Bedtime
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eres una bitch
Bitch
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mejor amiga
Best Friends
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funny
Bitch
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hola
Best Friends
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chat after sex. Girl: boy you didn't tell me you have a small guitar Boy: you didn't tell me I'd be perfoming in a community hall!
Bitchy
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lmmlmlml
Best Friends
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PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR SHAKE IT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!!
Funny
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I Will Not Let Things Get To Me!!
Attitude
-1
mejor amiga
Best Friends
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it's raining it's pouring Facebook is boring,am off to bed to rest my head,I will see you all in the evening.
Bedtime
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nklmn
Best Friends
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es mas zorra
Bitch
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