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20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.
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Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
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I don't understand why people pay therapists when I'll tell them what's wrong with them for free.
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My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel crossing the street.
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You call it beef jerky. I prefer the term "cow raisins"
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Tattoo artists should have built-in spell check.
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do not trust::ever even yourself
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There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
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If you have a dog grooming business and didn't name it "Doggie Style" then something is seriously wrong with you.
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The way that I see it... in a couple of years, phones are going to become as big as a tablet, and tablets are going to become as small as a phone.
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Best of luck explaining why you’re still single at Thanksgiving and Charles Manson isn’t
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anyar 10 maret
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Charles Manson is engaged to be married at the age of 80. Think they're registered at Blood Bath & Beyond?
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I wish quitting your job was like quitting smoking. I want to put a patch on my arm that pays me part of my salary after I quit...
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I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
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Bacon: low-carb and gluten-free. I think I just found the staple to my next diet.
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Keep the dream alive! Hit the snooze button.
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