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The roof is not my child, but I will raise it...
Better days are coming. They're called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
So much of my day is just keeping myself distracted until it's time to eat again.
People say, "There are other fish in the sea." I say, "Fuck you, he was my sea."
New philosophy on life: Do unto others, then run like hell.
Up to date Girl Scout cookie sales by states: California: 136,000 Boxes Florida: 128, 000 Boxes Virginia: 126,000 Boxes Colorado: 8 Million Boxes
I'm not gay, but I know lots about not having sex with women.
Thanks Microwave, for heating the plate and not my food...
By love, I live By love, I suffer By love, I Fight By love, I fall for love ... you tell me
I just hit a pothole so hard Siri developed a stutter.
I bet Shaq never signs things “Love, Shaq” since the B52s pretty much ruined that for him...
Dekha hai tujhko jabse Haay main toh hil gaya Lagta hai mere seene se ♥ nikal gaya Mummy se kya Daddy se bhi milaaunga tujhe Arey jo bhi main kahun tujhe lagta hai kyun ghalat PALAT... Tera dhyan kidhar hai Ye tera hero idhar hai........
A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
Dirty Laundry gos in the Baket ,Not Face book !!!Thinking Out Loud