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There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I'll kill you all.
No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch yesterday.
It’s called a “remote” because those are your odds of finding it when you want to change the channel.
if you are going down a road and don't like what's in front of you and look behind you and don't like what you see, get off the road Create a new path
I know what I want and if you dont got it, then I dont want you
Helped a Mexican ex-gangster get a job today... and I STILL got an 'F' !?! ... Apparently that is not how you "Write an Essay"!
Jamie Rae I just want you to know that you are my everything. I loves you forever and ever no matter what 6-6-13
Love love I loves you alottle no matter what
Why do they even offer 2014 as an option when selecting your birth date? Like you’re fresh out of the womb ready to join Gmail.
Why are you doing thid to us. Can't you shut your gob mow?
Jamie Rae You're my everything, my life, and without you I wouldn't be anything. Forever and always 6-6-13
Love love I loves you alottle
I have a strange feeling this year's "must have" Halloween costume will be a Level-4 biohazard suit.
If you’ve gauged huge holes in your ears and don’t keep Oreo cookies in them for snacks then what the hell’s the point man?
Tomorrow is my exam but I dont care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...
Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with.
When life gives you lemons... get the tequila and salt.