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There are very few people in this world that know the REAL me, the rest of you know the me I chose to let you see...Because no one should know the drunk hugging the toilet, naked in the bathroom, in Scooby Doo boxers and a viking helmet me...No one....
Funny Crazy
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angry mad x boyfriend
Angry
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Nothing can break me, neither bullets nor even those passing years!
Attitude
1
I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once ;)
Attitude
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Alone
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famous
Bitch
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FUCK YU NUN ASS NIGGAS YALL AINT SHIT NO WAYS
Bitch
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im famous
Bitch
-2
morning
Morning
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used
Alone
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friendship hurt
Friendship Hurt
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IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE,THEN HE KNOWS THAT YOU LOVE HIM. DON'T BE SHY AND JUST BE YOURSELF...
Advice
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Nothing can break me, neither bullets nor even those passing years!
Attitude
1
morning
Morning
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if u treats me like an option,, i will leave u like a choice
Advice
-2
friendship hurt
Friendship Hurt
0
IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE,THEN HE KNOWS THAT YOU LOVE HIM. DON'T BE SHY AND JUST BE YOURSELF...
Advice
0
FUCK YU NUN ASS NIGGAS YALL AINT SHIT NO WAYS
Bitch
0
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