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No matter where i am or what I'm doing, when you come to mind a smile always comes on my face
...I'LL be MISSING you Ina akn who loved and accepted for what I am.
New philosophy on life: Do unto others, then run like hell.
It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
What's the difference between kissing ass and brown nosing? Depth perception.
God is dead, and you are alone in an uncaring universe.
People say, "There are other fish in the sea." I say, "Fuck you, he was my sea."
The roof is not my child, but I will raise it...
Better days are coming. They're called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Just replaced the cat liter with 44 packages of Pop Rocks. Now we wait. - Dad
So much of my day is just keeping myself distracted until it's time to eat again.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
Dirty Laundry gos in the Baket ,Not Face book !!!Thinking Out Loud
I just hit a pothole so hard Siri developed a stutter.
Sleep is like sex, you never get enough of it and sometimes it feels like it never happened at all.