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I loved you then, I love you still, I always have, I always will.
Love
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Happy Wednesday
Happiness
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I’d be 100x more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.
Funny
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I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Funny
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Bitch please , I don't like you either .
Angry
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Do people who run voluntarily know that we're not food anymore?
Funny
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What do 95% of men do after an orgasm? Delete their browser history.
Funny
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Watching CSPAN is a lot like watching security camera footage from Mens Warehouse.
Funny
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cute
Best Friends
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karma
Bitchy Truth
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so true this really nips it in the bud.
Angry
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DOG DEATH
Animals
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Lover Linux :)
Love
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I wish I had the confidence of a male flight attendant.
Funny
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bast friend
Best Friends
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More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died from Ebola.
Funny
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I loved you then, I love you still, I always have, I always will.
Love
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Hello My Friends....
Alone
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