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Love #647619

i wake up and think of u 4 a min., then i go2 sleep& dream of u 4 hours...but when i wake up the next morning, i wonder, for a sec., if u do the same 4 me..<3

Boys #669012

screw the prince with the horse & the vampire with the Volvo...gimme that boy with the dirty pair of jeans & a big truck!!

Sarcastic humour #671794

Still think God could be a woman?

Mixed #677796

Uh oh - my mood ring just exploded.

Family #624478

"Always Sisters, Forever Friends". We may not always get along, but I don't know what I would do without you in my life..

Love #680580

When I think of you, I smile. I smile a lot.

Humor #661435

MapQuest needs to start their directions around step #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighbourhood.

Love #687165

Young Allie:Now, say you're a bird.

Missing you #633769

Days go by so fast, not a day do I not think of you. Missing you is the hardest part of my days, my days without you..

Humor #677447

two blondes on the way to seaworld, they see a sign that says " Seaworld left" , they start crying and drive home

Funny #657143

It's funny. If there is always one good twin and one bad twin, then why am I plotting with mine to take over the world?

Breakup #633585

Crying inst showing weakness, its showing you've been strong for too long.

Breakup #630644

Asks: What do you do if you see your ex running around in your front yard covered in blood screaming for help??

Love #676738

to the most courageous woman I know, you have been through it all and you still have a smile on your face. You are my idol and my hero. I love you Mommie!!!

Friendship love #624557

"Closeness is the tendency that we fall in Love to somebody; This is based on the reality that even friends turns into Lovers UNEXPECTEDLY"

Sarcastic #630578

As soon as you've gone crazy once... you can never fully come back

Boyfriend #626376

*One day you will wake up and realize how amazing they really was, and when that day comes, they will be waking up next to the man who already knew*

Love #660759

Love is not something you capture overnight; it's a process that takes place over the years!

Annoyed #686719

You think i don't notice things. But i do. You think that you can hide things from me. But you can't. So stop trying and just tell me strait up.

Breakup #655990

is tired of trying, sick of crying, yea I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying

Mixed #684055

wouldn't it be ironic if someone choked on a life saver?

Drama #683732

wonders why so many people say they hate drama when it is really them who create it?!! u wont find an answer because if u ask, they would start more drama

Life #641389

Hells, bells and a bucket of shit...I don't feel good and I have a headache.

Inspirational #660177

Live LIFE with GOD on your front, back, side by side, up and down..you will never be LOST..

Mixed #634252

Dear Winter

Bitchy #654965

is now self employed. I have assholes for sale at a dime a dozen and they all whistle Dixie. Please leave your credit card information. All sales are final.