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I’m going to start responding to videos people post of their babies on Facebook with videos of me getting eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
CLEAN YOUR LIFE UP BEFORE YOU INFECT OTHERS ESPECIALLY THE YOUNGER ONES THAT DON'T NO ANY BETTER
If that was me in the movie Taken, my dad would have missed the call and texted me 3 days later asking if I have a girlfriend yet.
There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
I'm really tired after participating in the 5 centimeter charity run for ADHD.
Yesterday I had to screw in a light bulb. Later, I crossed a road and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.
by Hairul Azli
Facebook game requests are like Herpes: They never go away no matter how much you want them to.
Calories? I think you mean delicious points!
What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
I snorted a few lines of Centrum Silver and now I've got the urge to drive 25mph in the left lane with my right turn signal on all night.
I'm going door to door to promote my new gym. It's called "Jehovah's Fitness".
I only eat the entire pint of ice cream in one sitting so that I won't be tempted to eat it later.
im alone tonight..hope finish my publish and go sleep
by Hairul Azli