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Wow. Lot statuses from last night. I have to say that I don't know why some of you pay good money for therapy to have someone tell you whats wrong with you because I'll do it for free.
The management of this page has reevaluated the existing policy regarding friends of friends. Under the current rules, if it is disclosed that you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind, ‘cause if your friends don’t dance, then if they don’t dance, then they’re no friends of mine. However it has recently been determined that this is an extremely arbitrary and illogical basis upon which to reject friendships, so effective at midnight on July 15, 2014, that policy will be changed accordingly to include the foregoing as friends. CC: Men Without Hats
FRIEND is not a word. Not a relationship. It is a silent promise which says I was, I am, and I will be with you whenever you need me.
Music is a universal language, it talks to everybody, does not discriminate, it puts a smile on everyone's face. With so much unique genres of music, how can anyone deny themselves the pleasures of spiritual awakening through music and choose to only listen to the now popular false reality, negative music that plays on radio and TV 24/7? One sided boring story that sinks into the 2 minute sand hourglass, that's why they call it 2 minutes of fame and the real music is called timeless music.
You know that thing Eleanor Roosevelt said? "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. " Well. I don't even pretend to be in the first two groups.
After a day of productivity, I now take the time to thank God for keeping me grounded throughout the day :)
The days are cold living without you. You maybe gone but you are never over.
I love and miss you mom please Lord let her be ok praying for you until your safe return
Man up. If I have a problem with you or have something nasty to say, I'm gonna tell everyone behind your back. Deal with it and stop whining.
Sorry Weather Channel. Not buying it. I heard you talking about projecting the hurricaine path based on what models are saying. Last time I let a model give me science advice my kid got polio and the mumps.
I wish my kid would stop bugging me to listen to Harry Chapin songs with him. I'm very busy these days.
Grandma is taking final breaths
Grandma is taking final breaths


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