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They keep asking me when my birthday is at the pharmacy. I think they're going to get me something!
What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
Bread bowls: The waffle cone of the soup world.
At the Taco Bell drive through, the cashier asked me if I wanted to donate a dollar to "Help World Hunger", Is it just me...Or should the word STOP be in there?
I'm really tired after participating in the 5 centimeter charity run for ADHD.
Strangers: "Excuse me please." Family: "Hey move!" Best friends: "Get the f*** out of my way!"
Calories? I think you mean delicious points!
this site need a top 20 list!
If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur.
couples who smoke together
Facebook game requests are like Herpes: They never go away no matter how much you want them to.
I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes
Going to Target. See you in about two hundred bucks...
alone? better than stay with fake people
Has anyone with explosive diarrhea ever thought "you know, this time I'll go with normal strength Imodium."
Thank God I was young and stupid BEFORE there were camera phones.