Status Updates For Your Page

We hand pick our most popular facebook statuses to find the best facebook status for your profile. Your friends will love any of the funny facebook statuses you find here and will enjoy reading your facebook status updates. Our facebook statuses collection is always growing so you can always get the best facebook status here. Visit frequently to find the best facebook statuses. Find the best facebook statuses here.
Best Friends Facebook Status On Bokeh Background
Funny Facebook Status On Chalkboard Background
You can get your favourite quotes as a cute picture for your timeline, just click one of the image icons under the facebook status that you like.
Know a nice status? Don't hesitate, add it, (please use English though):
Select a category:
Submit status
I’m going to start responding to videos people post of their babies on Facebook with videos of me getting eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
Funny
0
I only eat the entire pint of ice cream in one sitting so that I won't be tempted to eat it later.
Funny
0
If that was me in the movie Taken, my dad would have missed the call and texted me 3 days later asking if I have a girlfriend yet.
Funny
0
im alone tonight..hope finish my publish and go sleep
Alone
0
I'm going door to door to promote my new gym. It's called "Jehovah's Fitness".
Funny
0
Me: Where can I find the milk? Her: Sir, this is a library. Me: *whispers* Sorry, where can I find the milk?
Funny
0
Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.
Most Popular
0
ciao!
Attitude
0
Facebook game requests are like Herpes: They never go away no matter how much you want them to.
Funny
1
congrats grandpa
Best Friends
0
congrats grandpa
Best Friends
1
There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
Funny
0
I'm really tired after participating in the 5 centimeter charity run for ADHD.
Funny
1
I snorted a few lines of Centrum Silver and now I've got the urge to drive 25mph in the left lane with my right turn signal on all night.
Funny
0
CLEAN YOUR LIFE UP BEFORE YOU INFECT OTHERS ESPECIALLY THE YOUNGER ONES THAT DON'T NO ANY BETTER
Bitchy
0
Yesterday I had to screw in a light bulb. Later, I crossed a road and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
Funny
0
Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Funny
0
Sorry, I didn't recognize you without your Instagram filter.
Funny
0
We add new interesting quotes to our site daily, so visit us frequently to find the most popular facebook status updates, sayings about relationships and friendship or some funny facebook statuses. Also please remember to vote for the ones you like, so that more people can see them. Thanks!