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Me: Where can I find the milk? Her: Sir, this is a library. Me: *whispers* Sorry, where can I find the milk?
Facebook game requests are like Herpes: They never go away no matter how much you want them to.
Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.
by Hairul Azli
Sorry, I didn't recognize you without your Instagram filter.
There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
Yesterday I had to screw in a light bulb. Later, I crossed a road and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
CLEAN YOUR LIFE UP BEFORE YOU INFECT OTHERS ESPECIALLY THE YOUNGER ONES THAT DON'T NO ANY BETTER
I snorted a few lines of Centrum Silver and now I've got the urge to drive 25mph in the left lane with my right turn signal on all night.
Know who you really are not what people tell you you are.
Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
I only eat the entire pint of ice cream in one sitting so that I won't be tempted to eat it later.
I'm really tired after participating in the 5 centimeter charity run for ADHD.
If that was me in the movie Taken, my dad would have missed the call and texted me 3 days later asking if I have a girlfriend yet.
im alone tonight..hope finish my publish and go sleep
by Hairul Azli