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I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave.
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Why do they even offer 2014 as an option when selecting your birth date? Like you’re fresh out of the womb ready to join Gmail.
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I would rather listen to an album recorded by an actual pitbull than Pitbull.
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if you are going down a road and don't like what's in front of you and look behind you and don't like what you see, get off the road Create a new path
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I know what I want and if you dont got it, then I dont want you
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Helped a Mexican ex-gangster get a job today... and I STILL got an 'F' !?! ... Apparently that is not how you "Write an Essay"!
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Tomorrow is my exam but I dont care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...
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ok bye friends good night
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I have a strange feeling this year's "must have" Halloween costume will be a Level-4 biohazard suit.
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When life gives you lemons... get the tequila and salt.
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I wonder how long I’d be on hold if my call wasn’t important to them...
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bullshit
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friendships
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They should create an app that makes your cellphone go “ahhhhhhhh” when you plug it in.
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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
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Without a doubt, the cashew is my favorite nut that sounds like a sneeze.
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No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch yesterday.
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A buttload is an actual measurement for drug smugglers.
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