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I’m glad they finally made waterproof phones. Pushing friends into the pool is funny.
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im in a serious rlationship with coffee
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testt
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Electric hand dryers are great for when you want to just give up and wipe your hands on your pants.
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Note to self... next time my wife asks what's on tv, don't say dust
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good morning
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Political views are like children. Some people don’t have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off
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morning
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Your voicemail will be ignored in the order in which it was received. Beep
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caretaker
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Shit happens, i mean look at you.
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Girls trying fuck up your relationship
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I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
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My inner child is a mean little fucker.
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Taking viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!
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Aren't you just a happy go lucky ray of fucking sunshine
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It's early Saturday morning & I am wide awake..family has to have blood work-fasting which means NO COFFEE..you bet I'm awake...I didn't say "I'm happy" but I am awake!!!!
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Don’t you wish some people would start using a glue stick instead of lipstick?
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