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It's early Saturday morning & I am wide awake..family has to have blood work-fasting which means NO COFFEE..you bet I'm awake...I didn't say "I'm happy" but I am awake!!!!
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Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE!” I’m happy to report that I succeeded…
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testt
Coffee
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This getting older thing really sucks. These days my eyes are so bad I have to buy the Large Print edition of Alphabet Soup.
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Electric hand dryers are great for when you want to just give up and wipe your hands on your pants.
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When I was little I didn’t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it’s obvious that my parents didn’t care either.
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caretaker
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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
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My internet goes out more than I do.
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My inner child is a mean little fucker.
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A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
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Every woman deserves a man who looks at get everyday like the day he realized he was in love with her
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My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions
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Every woman deserves a man who looks at get everyday like the day he realized he was in love with her
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im in a serious rlationship with coffee
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If you’re looking to work 2 hours a day, 3 days a week for about $1000 a week please contact me! We can look for it together.
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I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
Funny
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Aren't you just a happy go lucky ray of fucking sunshine
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