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I only eat the entire pint of ice cream in one sitting so that I won't be tempted to eat it later.
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Hello? HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet but you sent me a printer.
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Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.
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Know who you really are not what people tell you you are.
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There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
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CLEAN YOUR LIFE UP BEFORE YOU INFECT OTHERS ESPECIALLY THE YOUNGER ONES THAT DON'T NO ANY BETTER
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You'd think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.
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If that was me in the movie Taken, my dad would have missed the call and texted me 3 days later asking if I have a girlfriend yet.
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congrats grandpa
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ciao!
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life
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im alone tonight..hope finish my publish and go sleep
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Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
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Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.
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Sorry, I didn't recognize you without your Instagram filter.
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Me: Where can I find the milk? Her: Sir, this is a library. Me: *whispers* Sorry, where can I find the milk?
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My foot’s not just asleep it's outright coma toes
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congrats grandpa
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