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If a 747 can carry a space shuttle on its back, I’m calling bulls*** on an overweight baggage charge.
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I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
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Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last year but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.
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Why today is facebook not preforming right....My pictures from my phone won't come up?
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Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
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Orgasms are a lot like pizza. As long as I have pizza I don’t really care if you don’t have any pizza.
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gud ni8 frnds
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im not weird you just cant processes me with a normal brain
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love for boy
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There is no market for your emotion so never advertise.... it just display your attitude.....
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Mom always said not to write on walls…but apparently on Facebook you can.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoes fits, feel free to wear it
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You never outgrow sleepovers, they just become coed.
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You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
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At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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