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I wish real life had as many ejection seats as cartoons.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoes fits, feel free to wear it - Attitude.
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If a 747 can carry a space shuttle on its back, I’m calling bulls*** on an overweight baggage charge.
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If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoes fits, feel free to wear it
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I have been in parks less shady than you.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoes fits, feel free to wear it - Attitude.
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gud ni8 frnds
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You never outgrow sleepovers, they just become coed.
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love for boy
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Orgasms are a lot like pizza. As long as I have pizza I don’t really care if you don’t have any pizza.
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I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
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You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
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Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoes fits, feel free to wear it - Attitude.
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At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
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im not weird you just cant processes me with a normal brain
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