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If a 747 can carry a space shuttle on its back, I’m calling bulls*** on an overweight baggage charge.
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last year but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway
Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
Orgasms are a lot like pizza. As long as I have pizza I don’t really care if you don’t have any pizza.
gud ni8 frnds
im not weird you just cant processes me with a normal brain
love for boy
Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoes fits, feel free to wear it
Mom always said not to write on walls…but apparently on Facebook you can.
There is no market for your emotion so never advertise.... it just display your attitude.....
You never outgrow sleepovers, they just become coed.
You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.