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Lovers #629651

All I want is to be near you. Have you hold me. To me there is nothing better then just being with you...

Christmas #627716

5 year old: you idiots that's just dad!

Bitchy #684460

Yes mum i no the world doesn't revolve around me. It revolves around the sun.. which shines out my ARSE :)

Angry #654871

is not afraid to beat some ass

Family #629859

Always let your parents know you love them regularly because one day you won`t be able to anymore.

Lonely #683918

Would anyone miss me if i was not here :'(

Mixed #661754

Me? Crazy? No. Ur just jealous cuz i can hear voices in my head that tell me things and you don't. :3

Love #630081

and i met you. God is with me (:

Christmas #683960

Would like to send Christmas wishes to their mom and Dad in Heaven. Love you both. xx

Love #663945

No matter where you are in the world, the moon is never bigger than your thumb. I like to look up at the moon and know you are looking at the same moon as me.

Sarcastic #640239

has decided that the only men I can trust are Jim, Jack, and Captain. They sure show me a good time and I expect them to hurt me the next morning.

Sex #661134

loves sex. sex is good. wanna fuck?

Bitchy #684458

Yes its true sex is better than drugs... But when it comes to you, i think I'd stick to the drugs !

Facebook #664299

Now I lay Me Down to sleep I Pray the lord my soul to keep if I should Die before I wake I pray the lord my soul to take! ~Amen~ (: God grant me the serenity

Harry potter #624609

"Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to maim. Or seriously injure."

God #629079

A storm only lasts for a season but exists for a reason.

Humor #659177

Lemmme gett some of it . wtf am I saying damn that S H** sounded wrong . Lmboo til next time stay In school Kiddds

Facebook #660001

like this if your best friend's name starts with any of the following letters- A-Z if you don't have a best friend then, umm.. ya know what, just press like!!

Drinking #644985

i have two options 1. have a glass of vodka and drift off into constant nightmares or 2. have multiple glasses of vodka and cause nightmares for everyone else

Love #651559

if they isn't good to you they isn't good for you!!

Sex #677463

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one egg says to the other.. "I've got a huge crack!" the other egg replies "Stop f***ing teasing me, i'm not hard yet!"

Bitchy #676284

Thought I was learning to be patient. I realize now that I actually just don't give a shit anymore

Religious #654732

is living well, laughing much, and loving always - all of which they owes to none other than their Great Savior!

Mixed #649441

I'm not changing who i am for any guy if you want me in your life you will have to accept me just the way i am.

Inspirational #625810

"Yesterday is a canceled check: Forget it. Tomorrow is a promissory note: Don't count on it. Today is ready cash: Use it!"

Boys #656260

Is wondering if you saw me in the corner, staring off in space, with tears running down my face would you say sorry and give me a hug, or would u even care?<3