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They keep asking me when my birthday is at the pharmacy. I think they're going to get me something!
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What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
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Bread bowls: The waffle cone of the soup world.
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At the Taco Bell drive through, the cashier asked me if I wanted to donate a dollar to "Help World Hunger", Is it just me...Or should the word STOP be in there?
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I'm really tired after participating in the 5 centimeter charity run for ADHD.
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Strangers: "Excuse me please." Family: "Hey move!" Best friends: "Get the f*** out of my way!"
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Calories? I think you mean delicious points!
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Good Morning
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this site need a top 20 list!
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If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur.
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couples who smoke together
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Facebook game requests are like Herpes: They never go away no matter how much you want them to.
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I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
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School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes
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Going to Target. See you in about two hundred bucks...
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alone? better than stay with fake people
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Has anyone with explosive diarrhea ever thought "you know, this time I'll go with normal strength Imodium."
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Thank God I was young and stupid BEFORE there were camera phones.
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