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Facebook game requests are like Herpes: They never go away no matter how much you want them to.
If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur.
alone? better than stay with fake people
At the Taco Bell drive through, the cashier asked me if I wanted to donate a dollar to "Help World Hunger", Is it just me...Or should the word STOP be in there?
I'm gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.
Strangers: "Excuse me please." Family: "Hey move!" Best friends: "Get the f*** out of my way!"
Would you prefer McDreamy or McSteamy?
this site need a top 20 list!
Going to Target. See you in about two hundred bucks...
couples who smoke together
School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes
I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
I'm really tired after participating in the 5 centimeter charity run for ADHD.
Bread bowls: The waffle cone of the soup world.
Friday: My second favorite F word.
Has anyone with explosive diarrhea ever thought "you know, this time I'll go with normal strength Imodium."
Thank God I was young and stupid BEFORE there were camera phones.