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you were her now you gone it dont fill right but you will always be in my heart forever RIP papa
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There's a restaurant in my neighborhood called China Buffet 2. If I haven't eaten at the first one, will the food there make sense to me?
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Why does Play-Doh say "fun to play with, not to eat" then make 1000 accessories that all make it shaped like food?
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God made us friends because he knew no mother could handle us as sisters.
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tired
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I really wish Wal-Mart had a 10 teeth or more line...
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love
Alone
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mother bitch
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I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?
Funny
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If you lose your shoe at the end of the night, you’re not Cinderella. You’re probably just drunk.
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Kim Lolo I Love You
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