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No thanks, marriage. If I want to never get laid, I'll just start wearing crocs.
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I like to reply to late night snapchat selfies with "what the f*&% is that behind you?!" just because I know the sender has no way to review the photo and will spend the rest of their night scared out of their minds.
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Sometimes my neighbors love my music so much that they invite the police to listen.
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I fart because it's the only gas I can afford.
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alone
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I can't understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
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Dance like nobody is watching! because they're not...they're checking their phone.
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scoll
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work
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I've been waxing my car for twenty years and I still don't know karate.
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Type your status here...
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advice
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alone
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I don't use my cell phone in the car... I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.
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Querido Karma gracias por acordarte de mis pendientes ! :)
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sentiment
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The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way” has a zero percent success rate.
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alone
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