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They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
Funny
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If Facebook isn’t a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it.
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before you find ur prince make sure dat its not a odinary frog.. but turns out my boydfriend is always the llucky frog.. :)
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alone
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Live -LIfe Be Strong In Memory of Yvette Nunez Redd
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alone
Alone
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when u hold me close to ur heart all the broken pices in my heart automatically mends itself... love you for that..
Boyfriend
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hope
Hope
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bitch if ure think im silent and not taking to you,doesnt mean ive got nothing to say, it simply means ure not ready to hear my thoughts
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scoll
School
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I fart because it's the only gas I can afford.
Funny
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Querido Karma gracias por acordarte de mis pendientes ! :)
Karma
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The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight
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if he come backs than you must know that you doing something right
Relationships
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I can't understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
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I like to reply to late night snapchat selfies with "what the f*&% is that behind you?!" just because I know the sender has no way to review the photo and will spend the rest of their night scared out of their minds.
Funny
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I am willing to invest everything I own on a cure for stupidity. # I'm just saying -C. Boykin
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