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School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes
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My wallet is like a onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.
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alone? better than stay with fake people
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At the Taco Bell drive through, the cashier asked me if I wanted to donate a dollar to "Help World Hunger", Is it just me...Or should the word STOP be in there?
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I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
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Strangers: "Excuse me please." Family: "Hey move!" Best friends: "Get the f*** out of my way!"
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Would you prefer McDreamy or McSteamy?
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Good Morning
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this site need a top 20 list!
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Going to Target. See you in about two hundred bucks...
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couples who smoke together
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I'm gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.
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Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. I wasn't listening anyway.
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Eating 4 cans of alphabet soup will give you a giant vowel movement.
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Bread bowls: The waffle cone of the soup world.
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Friday: My second favorite F word.
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Has anyone with explosive diarrhea ever thought "you know, this time I'll go with normal strength Imodium."
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Thank God I was young and stupid BEFORE there were camera phones.
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