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Open your eyes to the beuty around you, open your mind to the wonders of life, open your heart to those who love you, and always stay true to yourself.
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Do you want to kill someone when you get angry ?
Angry
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I want to start a facebook page about unicorns and rainbows. But I can't because the voices say I'd be crazy to!
Crazy Insane
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Doing nothing in your life will get you nowhere. You have to get up and deal with it.
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dont judge me until you walka day in my shoe you fucking hater
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Open your eyes to the beuty around you, open your mind to the wonders of life, open your heart to those who love you, and always stay true to yourself.
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feeling
Feelings
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disapointed
Depression
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i am not smiling ever in my life that for thinking for a eveil mind
Evil
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I've been too nice for far too long!!!
Attitude
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ho ja tu mera
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I want to start a facebook page about unicorns and rainbows. But I can't because the voices say I'd be crazy to!
Crazy Insane
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It's those things you hate about yourself that I love.
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time for bed,time to sleep, time to let your heart not weep,day is done, had lots of fun, worries now or on the run..Good nigh
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Shit Man - Hoover My Peg !
Angry
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Doing nothing in your life will get you nowhere. You have to get up and deal with it.
Advice
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i am not smiling ever in my life that for thinking for a eveil mind
Evil
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A gentleman makes commitments. a loser makes promises
Heart Broken
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