Status Updates For Your Page

We hand pick our most popular facebook statuses to find the best facebook status for your profile. Your friends will love any of the funny facebook statuses you find here and will enjoy reading your facebook status updates. Our facebook statuses collection is always growing so you can always get the best facebook status here. Visit frequently to find the best facebook statuses. Find the best facebook statuses here.
Funny Facebook Status On Chalkboard Background
Attitude Facebook Status On Chalkboard Background
You can get your favourite quotes as a cute picture for your timeline, just click one of the image icons under the facebook status that you like.
Know a nice status? Don't hesitate, add it, (please use English though):
Select a category:
Submit status
gjvf
Advice
0
Just came to the realization that with their ridiculous fees, I'm tipping my ATM more than my bartender.
Funny
0
Me: "We decided we don't really want to have kids." Her: "Don't you already have 2?" Me: "Yeah..."
Funny
0
I have purchased thousands of bobby pins in my lifetime. I currently have about 2.
Funny
0
i smile,i say iam okay, i laugh~!but really!but really iam not inside.i have a lot of fun with friends but when iam alone i fell as if there is no 1 there for me! :(
Alone
0
Ever have a plan for the day, then 4pm rolls around and you've achieved literally nothing?
Funny
0
The older I get, the more badly I realize I need adult supervision.
Funny
0
I wonder how they sold physicians on the first prostate exams
Funny
0
Llalalalalalalal
Best Friends
0
Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.
Funny
1
Nothing says "friend zone" quite like a girl saying "you're like a brother to me." (Disregard this message if you're from Alabama)
Funny
0
ABOUT FACEBOOK
Attitude
0
The word "Lovers" bums me out unless it's between the words "Meat" and "Pizza".
Funny
0
If aliens ever attack, I hope they do it in rows of 8, going right and left directly above me. I’m very skilled at shooting aliens this way.
Funny
0
I just started a new exercise routine. Every day I do diddly-squats.
Funny
0
All you people posting how cold your winter was-try living in florida in the summer
Funny Thought
0
Type your status here...
Alone
0
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you're a terrible person and had it coming.
Funny
0
We add new interesting quotes to our site daily, so visit us frequently to find the most popular facebook status updates, sayings about relationships and friendship or some funny facebook statuses. Also please remember to vote for the ones you like, so that more people can see them. Thanks!